Mmmm...I Love Turtles

[yvr girl]

Do you have these in the States?

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Er, the choco-caramel-nut kind??

[GOPisEvil]

2. The candy, or the reptile?

Either way, we have them here in the colonies. :P

[yvr girl]

5. The candy

I know that they're in the colonies. I live in one too. The non-rebellious, not started by criminals, not full of sheep one. It's just that we don't have all the same candy.

[GOPisEvil]

6. Oh yeah...you guys rebeled all nice and everything.

:-)

[Fenris]

7. "Yes, pardon. We humbly request our independence."

"You can keep Quebec."

[GOPisEvil]

8. The Queen replies:

Certainly you may have your independence, but I get to stay on the money, and you have to keep Quebec. We have enough trouble with the Irish, Scots and Welsh.

[Fenris]

11. "We'll keep Quebec, but we'll mock them mercilessly."

"And you can keep your head on our currency, but we'll give them silly names, eh?"

[GOPisEvil]

13. Just don't call anything a loonie, ok?

[Fenris]

15. "Sure thing, eh."

;)

[GOPisEvil]

17. See? The Canadians do have it right.

None of this shooting or dumping tea nonsense.

[Fenris]

19. Plus they didn't have to deal with the slavery issue.

Bastards.

[GOPisEvil]

21. Yeah, their kids can read, too.

x(

[yvr girl]

25. Guns are noisy and why waste a good cup of tea?

[CrownPrinceBandar]

16. We are not amused......

[yvr girl]

12. We are free - the Queen says so

[GOPisEvil]

14. How sweet.

You asked permission. Nowadays most rebels declare independence and seize the radio stations...

[yvr girl]

20. Haven't you heard - we're very nice up here

But we did wait a whole week to join WWII, just to prove our Independence. That showed them.

[GOPisEvil]

23. I haven't been to Canada in over 25 years. I've forgotten.

Hey, you were just being fashionably late. At least you made it, and didn't join the Germans by mistake.

[yvr girl]

27. We're famous for our niceness

But you better get up here. We can play in the snow, it'll be...nice. (OK, we don't actually have snow - we can play in the rain - or venture into the mountains - either way, it'll be...nice.)

[GOPisEvil]

28. Snow?

What's that? When it snows at your house this far south it means you have a lot of cocaine. :D

Hmmm...sounds...nice.

[yvr girl]

30. Believe me, if we get more than 10 flakes of snow here

the city practically shuts down. But the mountains are close by.

I'm so much more fun than FinnFan. I might tie you up though.

[GOPisEvil]

31. Hmmm...

...snow and ice shut us down, too.

I'm crafty...FinnFan thought he had me tied up good.

[yvr girl]

32. Crafty eh?

Maybe I'll have to use my handcuffs. Or I could try to keep you motivated to stay.

[GOPisEvil]

33. Keep reminding me who our pResident is.

That might do it. :P

[yvr girl]

34. Bush, Bush, Bush

And he's from Texas too. (Ok, not really, but he pretends to be from there.)

How about if I pin you to the floor and kiss you ALL over. Will that help?

[GOPisEvil]

35. Uh, yeah that helps. Thanks.

[Placebo]

3. The chocolate/caramel/nut/candy kind???

Because I have some of those in front of me right now! :D

[hippiechick]

4. Seroogy's in DePere Wisconsin makes the BEST !!!

www.seroogys.com (I think)

drooooooooooooooooool !!! :loveya:


:hippie:

[maveric]

9. My lover is a Box Turtle.

[Bluebear]

10. I can't see me loving nobody but you for all my life.

[Liberal_Andy]

18. Are you a Turtle?

:shrug:

[yvr girl]

22. No, but I could be conviced to be

covered in caramel, nuts and chocolate.

[Bluebear]

24. Bet your sweet arse I am!

[Liberal_Andy]

26. Hello Fellow Turtle! How about a drink?

:toast:

[Bluebear]

29. You got it!

:toast:

[miss_kitty]

36. I've seen Turtles advertised with KFC

bad. :scared:

[K8-EEE]

37. So Happy Together

I love the Turtles Greatest Hits! (those under 40, ignore)