Would you have sex with Ann Coulter if it meant getting * out of office?

[ButterflyBlood]

* and the whole illegitimate adminstration is removed, Gore is installed as the right President. But you have to screw her? Would you do it?

Same question for the gay males and straight ladies, since I imagine if you had to pick one woman to have sex with Annie wouldn't be too high on your list.

[Don_G]

1. I Would

But I'd have to shoot my dick afterwards to put it out of it's misery.

[Booberdawg]

21. LOL!

Poor dick!

[JasonBerry]

35. I dunno

Not sure if I could shoot my dick being with Coulter.

OH!!! That's not what you meant????

[MattNC]

2. yep

i'd be a martyr for our great cause b/c i'd probably shoot myself afterwards/

[_NorCal_D_]

53. LOL

I wouldn't worry. You would probably be eaten afterwards!
:bounce:

[w13rd0]

3. Yes...

...because remarkably enough, I've been with worse, and it would be for a good cause, and I could always get drunk enough that there was no hope of her actually enjoying herself despite my amazing natural talents...

[Dookus]

Sorry...

I love my country, but I would't fuck her with Phyllis Schlafly's dick.

[FDRrocks]

4. Of course.

Shes a double-bag job. But it would well be worth it.

I would have to get all sorts of tests afterwards, though.

[Best_man23]

58. Not a double bagger

A double-corrigated cardboard box'r, because no bag is strong enough to hold back her fugliness.

Would do it; however, would require a whole battery of tests afterwards as well as extensive mental health counseling.

[Brucey]

5. Why, why, why do you have to ask such IMPOSSIBLE

questions? Okay, I suppose I would. But I'd have to kill myself afterwards.

[AlabamaDem]

6. hmm, define screwing her?

since I am a woman (and FYI, straight). I mean, because if she was the one giving it...

[ButterflyBlood]

12. I think she's equipped for both methods

if you get what I mean...

[Gman]

7. For the good of the country as well as the world

I would sacrifice my body and do it.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

8. It would take a shitload of alcohol and viagra to make me accomplish.....

the task.

:puke:

[kixot]

9. I'd be happy to.

It would be angry sex, too. Make her say dirty things like "F**k me like the Republican whore I am", and "I love liberal c**k!".

[Mass_Liberal]

64. HAHAHAH

that was great. Uh, revenge is delicious.


p.s, could I do it with a rusty spoon?

[MinnFats]

10. such a revolting, repellent image...

...OK. qualifier.
Do I get to have something erotic on a DVD while I'm performing this heroic mission? Like Kathleen Turner's best scenes in "Body Heat?"
I ask because there are certain bodily functions that simply do not occur on command....and Coulter would be an anti-stimulant. Left with her alone, I think it would go concave.

but enough of these personal attacks. we're starting to sound like Rush. my apologies for my vile comments above.

[priller]

11. Ha ha ha!

The responses just go to show you, many guys need little justification to "do" anyone, even the reprehensible Coulter. A bit on the bony side for me (not much "cushion for the pushin", you know), but yeah, I would do it for the team, too!

What I'm a little unclear on is, how does having sex with her get Dubya out of office?

[Don_G]

13. Consider The Alternative

Sex with Dimbo would get him out of the office especially if it was a consensual homosexual adventure. However, I'd much rather kill myself first.

[onehandle]

14. You underestimate how much I can drink. nt

nt

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

15. Okay.

Only if I can fuck her in the ass without any lube and make it hurt.

[lcordero]

36. Which end is the ass?

somebody on fark.com described "anal sex" as "a blow job from Ann Coulter."

[AlabamaDem]

16. edit

EDIT I didn't see Butterfly's reply... LOL!!!!

[Fatima]

17. I could stomach being a dominatrix with a big whip and high heeled boots

**CRACK!!**

"Oh, make it HURT!!"

***CRACK!!!***

I'd do that. For "God and Country!"

[Syrinx]

18. Hell yeah, and I'm a *straight* male!

[AlabamaDem]

19. LMFAO at the replies.. this thread is great.. n/t

[radiclib]

20. Only if I could use a "BigDog" dildo

@ by Wham-o

[Jack Rabbit]

22. To paraphrase Nathan Hale

To paraphrase Nathan Hale, who was also facing some nasty business as a consequence of his patriotism:

I only regret that I have but one yang to give to my country.

[wtmusic]

29. To paraphrase Alan Hale

"GilliGAAAAAN!"

[Paragon]

23. OK, I'll fall on the sword

Or rather, she will. :silly:

[Booberdawg]

24. I had to take something for my stomach when I saw the question

Female that has never been with another female btw.

Ugh! For the good of the country? There'd fuckin' better be a guarantee, and I'd have to be heavily medicated. I think I'd like the assist of equipment in this case.

Scuse me I gotta go hurl now. :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Pert_UK]

25. Dammit, I'd do * himself if it meant helping you guys out........

:puke:

Please don't make me do it...

P.

[wtmusic]

27. What if you had to dress like Pickles and beg for his

weapon of mass destruction?

[Pert_UK]

34. Don't try to get me aroused....

:evilgrin:

P.

[populistmom]

26. Another strait woman here

For the good of the country I would, but could I use a dental dam or something? Or maybe a vibrator while wearing rubber gloves. Just so I don't actually have to touch her. Would that count?

[ronzo]

28. Wasn't that the CNN poll from this morning?

[RandomKoolzip]

30. "I [would] not have sexual relations with that woman..."- Clinton, paraphr

ased. I'd rather suck off my grandfather than put my pecker in the garbage disposal that is Ann Coulter.

[newyawker99]

59. Congrats RandomKoolzip!! 600 posts

:toast:

[einsteins stein]

31. Can I see her naked before I answer?

Really, I gotta know if she's packin or not.

Uhmm...Not that there's anything wrong with that....

[LearnedHand]

32. I'd have sex with farm tractors and scorpions if...

...it would do all that!

[Spider Jerusalem]

33. Uhhhh...

well, if it'd get Junior out of office, I'd do it. But I'd need MDMA and Viagra, and a ball gag to stuff in her mouth. And I'd have to do her from behind. Seeing her face would probably lead to equipment malfunction even WITH the MDMA and Viagra.

And I'd want to bathe in bleach afterwards.

[khashka]

37. I'm sorry

I would like to do my bit for my country, I really would.

But you are asking for too much. Way too much! Never mind sex, I don't think I could bring myself to even flirt with Ann Coulter.

So count me out as a conscientious objector and I will happily either serve my time in jail or drive an ambulance on the battle field and try to save the lives of the brave men and women who sacrificied their bodies to Ann in a valiant attempt to save their nation.

[Room101]

38. Angry sex is the best

:)That and make up sex.

[VOX]

39. I would first require a cocktail of Versed, Demerol and Viagra...

To get me down -- and up -- for the, er, experience, and to kill the pain during and afterward.

Ugh!

[Kamika]

40. is it only me?

I wouldnt say no to some s/m with Ann :p

[RetroLounge]

41. Yes...For the good of my Country...

but only if:

1) All you guys were there with me to make sure I could find my way back. I would leave a trail of bread crumbs, but her crabs may eat them.

2) you would promise not to tell anyone.

3) I got to go first.

But the position question is the difficult one.

Missionary, I would have to see her face.
Her on top, I would have to see her face.
Standing up, I would have to see her face.
From Behind, she looks like a 13 yr old boy.

Maybe reverse cowgirl with the lights off, blindfolded, slightly drugged and Iggy Pop's 'I wanna be your dog' cranked to full volume.

[ET Awful]

42. I'd martyr my genitals for the cause

:)

[phillybri]

43. For my country, YES....Then I would promptly boil my genitals....

:puke:

[Booberdawg]

46. Ouch!! You guys are so hard on your genitals!!

Another guy says he would shoot his dick off afterwards, you would boil yours, and others would commit suicide! And here I felt like I'd be making the ultimate sacrifice even using a dildo! LOL!

Poor guys!

[Hubert Flottz]

44. No!

But I'd watch Wolf Blitzkrieg, Bob Novak, The Army, Navy, Airforce, Marines, Saddam, Osama, Hitler, Poppy Bush, Bar, Larry King, Tom DeLay, Trent Lott, and King Kong take turns doin' it like they hated her!

Edit } I wouldn't respect her in the morning either!

[Aristus]

45. Hell, I don't respect her now, so what's to lose?

I've already proven my patriotism in the Gulf, thank you, but if it meant getting the Chimp and the whole motley crew out of Al Gore's house, then, yes, I would.

Reluctantly.

Double-bagged and with a clothespin on my nose.

After a thorough physical exam to make sure she had the proper counterparts to my rod and reel.

And a biohazard disinfectant scrub-bath afterwards.

And heavy medication to dull the memories.

[DEM FAN]

47. It's A Dirty Job But Somebody Has To Do It. To Answer The Question.

I Would. A Chance To Get This Moron Of A President Out Of Office
Yes. :evilgrin:

[StaggerLee]

48. I really think we have some "talented" people here on DU

As repulsive as it may sound (as I hold back dry heaves) I think if she got a good progressive boinking we could easily turn her into a liberal.

Ask not what your country can do for you...

[bif]

49. I wouldn't screw her with someone elses dick!

n/t

[bif]

50. I wouldn't screw her with someone elses dick!

n/t

[BiggJawn]

51. Yeah, and she'd be a DEMOCRAT after I was done with her...

She'd be begging to change parties after I told her there were better Dem men than me out there....

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[birdman]

57. Taking one for the team

Well, okay.

But I'd probably need a splint.

and maybe a half dozen of these:

[Iris]

61. don't forget the condoms!

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[nini]

55. LOL.... this is one of the funniest threads I've ever seen here..

hahahahahahhahahhahahhah


Hell, I'd even figure out a way to do her for the good of my country and this planet.

I would then kill myself and die a martyr.

[Hubert Flottz]

56. I still wouldn't do it but,

I'd introduce her to Ted Bundy!

[Iris]

60. this is a question that makes me glad I don't have a penis

[Spirochete]

62. Yeah

I'd just get drunk, knock down a few Viagra, and pound away. But I'd have to know for a fact that such an outcome was guaranteed.

[arwalden]

63. No... But I'd Chop Off A Body Part

Of my own if that would rectify and set right every wrong and turn back time and bring back all the 9-11 victims and all the war victims... the troops and civilians.



-- Allen

[leftist_rebel1569]

65. That would be one HELL of a sucky way to lose my virginity...

but yes, I would...

[Exultant Democracy]

66. sure, as long as I get to donkey punch her after n/t

[KamaAina]

67. As a matter of fact, yes, I would. But then again...

..I'm desperate. Really, truly, achingly desperate.

So, it'd be a twofer: Bush* would be gone, and s/he'd be better than a sheep (I think)...