So, one day, GWB chokes on his last pretzel, dies and goes to hell.

[Kber]

He is greeted at hell’s gates by the devil himself who explains that hell is actually at it’s full quota and therefore someone else will be “released” to heaven to make room. As a special courtesy extended to all major world leaders, GWB can even decide whose place he will take.

So first they go visit Bush’s hero, Regan, who is pushing boulders up a hill. Whenever he almost reaches the top, a demon pushes the boulder down and the former Pres has to start over again. After watching for a while, he informs the devil that it looks like it’s too hard, and he doesn’t want to replace his hero after all.

So then they go visit Nixon, who is trying to dig a deep hole in the sand. Every time he gets a decent hole started, the ocean sweeps in and he has to start all over again. GWB immediately decides that the hot sun and constant physical strain “just wouldn’t work”, and he and the devil move on.

Finally, they go visit Bill Clinton. Clinton is naked, spread eagle on a bed, tied down, with Monica beside him doing, um, what Monica does best. GWB immediately decides that that’s the place for him.

“You sure?”, asks the devil.

“Absolutely!!” Bush answers.

The devil shrugs, waves his hands towards the bed and says, “OK Monica, you’re free to go.”

[BBG]

1. thanks

that got a belly laugh, thanks!

[peekaloo]

2. *snort*

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