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iconoclastic cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:25 AM Original message |
Original Post Contest, starting...now. |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:26 AM Response to Original message |
1. Laser printer toner is quite nutritious in a pinch. |
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iconoclastic cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:27 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. That's very! |
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Emops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:34 AM Response to Original message |
3. Somebody needs to give a falafel to Kinda Sleazy Rice. |
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iconoclastic cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:35 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. Flarf! |
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Emops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:36 AM Response to Original message |
5. 1001001 |
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UpsideDownFlag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:38 AM Response to Original message |
6. antidisestablishmentarianism. nt |
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elperromagico (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:38 AM Response to Original message |
7. You know, Snuggle doesn't taste nearly as good as it smells. |
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Emops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:40 AM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Ditto with Drano. |
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Gemini Cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:47 AM Response to Reply #9 |
19. But Drano is more fun to snort. |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:39 AM Response to Original message |
8. Straight duers...ever kissed a member of the opposite sex? |
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iconoclastic cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:40 AM Response to Reply #8 |
10. Well, it wasn't just curiosity... |
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Cadence (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:44 AM Original message |
Uhhhh..... Yeah a few times |
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elperromagico (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:41 AM Response to Original message |
11. I've named every strand of hair on my body after a Batman character. |
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iconoclastic cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:41 AM Response to Reply #11 |
12. Ooo! Very twill! |
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Cadence (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:42 AM Response to Original message |
13. Now that's some really beautiful dog water! |
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drhilarius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:42 AM Response to Original message |
14. Ironically, feces is an excellent laxative. n/t |
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Placebo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:44 AM Response to Original message |
15. Wrap your lip around your head, and slowly blow yourself away. |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:46 AM Response to Reply #15 |
18. Sounds like a Cunt Tree song. |
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elperromagico (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:44 AM Response to Original message |
16. If apples were cattle, they'd shit a lot. |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:46 AM Response to Original message |
17. Innovative uses of phlegm |
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Algomas (576 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:48 AM Response to Original message |
20. DU Safe House.. |
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laheina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 01:14 AM Response to Reply #20 |
23. That's beautiful -- ok, so I'm not even trying. |
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Emops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 01:00 AM Response to Original message |
21. Dantalion will ride again! |
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Biased Liberal Media (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 01:02 AM Response to Original message |
22. One flag, flaggy but one n/t |
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Emops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 01:17 AM Response to Original message |
24. Did I mention I have a penis? |
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the Princess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 01:33 AM Response to Original message |
25. If you could time travel |
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