Kenny G. vs John Tesh vs. Michael Bolton vs. Yanni vs. Zamfir.

[elperromagico]

[Feathered Fish]

1. oh, dear. n/t

[Biased Liberal Media]

2. Can't stand any of them but at least Kenny G cares about

the environment...

[d_b]

3. hmm.

Is this a 'fight to the death' or a 'which one is most likely to make your head explode in under 2 minutes?'

[Robeson]

4. How could anyone possibly respond to this poll? Its enough to ...

...make anyone get sick!

[rwenos]

5. They all Suck -- Faux Jazz

They can all probably play -- but they sell out by playing dreck for the ear-candy types.

Why not add Yanni to the mix?

[Biased Liberal Media]

7. Yanni! OMG! Yuck! n/t

[GingerSnaps]

6. Your forgot Yanni

:shrug:

[ugarte]

8. I'd pay to see all three in a death match, locked in a fight cage

That would be some serious screaming.

[Skittles]

9. just f***ing kill me

please

[feminazi]

10. yanni!yanni!yanni!!!!!!!

yanni!yanni!yanni!!!!!!!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

11. John Tesh...The Blonde Frankenstein of Evangelical Muzak

http://www.gospelcity.com/dynamic/news-articles/ccm_news/32/

October 05, 2004

By Mark Weber

When former Entertainment Tonight co-host John Tesh isn’t hosting his popular “John Tesh Radio Show: Music and Intelligence For Your Life,” currently heard on about 160 stations in the U.S. and Canada, or leading worship at a Messianic evangelical church he and his wife, actress Connie Selleca, attend, he keeps busy making Christian music. Tesh’s latest project, a double CD and DVD, “Live Worship At Red Rocks,” releases ten years to the day since his original “Red Rocks” release.

“Red Rocks, I believe,” says Tesh, “was my first true intimate experience with the Holy Spirit. It’s one of those things where it never should have happened and it never should have worked. It rained really hard during it, we never should have been able to get it taped, and it never should have become a PBS special—one of their most successful specials ever—but it did all those things. When God has his hand on something, it just jumps through hoops and that’s what happened with ‘Red Rocks.’ That’s why I wanted to go back and be even more honest by doing worship music there.”

Growing up Methodist, it wasn’t until Tesh met Selleca, who invited him to her church, where he got to know Jesus in a close and intimate way. Now Jesus is his driving force.

“I feel like my role is to tell people, ‘Hey, listen, you know I’ve tried all this stuff--I’ve tried driving a Mercedes or being the most popular kid on the block or having people recognize you and getting a good table at a restaurant—it’s not where it’s at,” he says. “It’s about having an afterlife and it’s only going to happen with your faith in Jesus.”

[Biased Liberal Media]

14. What a whacko n/t

[Paranoid_Portlander]

12. Yanni is like a pile of sugar.

100% sweetness and 100% devoid of flavor. Lawrence Welk's music is exciting compared to Yanni or Tesh.

[Metatron]

13. What about Zamfir the Pan Flute player?

:P

[jdots]

15. Ashcroft & Keyes doing Smoke on the Water

didn't Yanni marry Linda Evans I know it wasn't Ashcroft because he is married to Pat Boone

[madrchsod]

16. i`d rather put a gun to my head

than listen to any of these losers