I'm so close to 1,000 posts I can taste it

[Politicub]

Yes, my precious, and it tastes sweet.

[northzax]

1. tastes like chicken actually

quite strange.

[chiburb]

2. So close and yet so far....n/t

[Politicub]

3. I hope I don't get paralysis of my digits

when I reach post 998

[Trumanway]

4. I hope your calculator......

doesn't work like my bank's, I keep making deposits and my balance keeps going down.

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

5. We could blab back and forth about nothing in this thread

Until we both hit it.

[Politicub]

6. We could do that

OR - we could blab back and forth about blabbing back and forth.

or to and fro like a ghetto ho

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

8. Metablabbing?

Sign me up. Blabbing about blabbing about blabbing hither and yon like the armies of Genghis Khan.

[Politicub]

11. I once babbled,

and then realized that I'm not worthy to be a brook so I stopped.

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

14. I once read Drabble

and then realized it's not worthy to be a newspaper comic so I stopped.

[Politicub]

15. Oh yeah?

This morning when my dog piddled I got chased by a noddle weilding tony blair poodle!

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

16. Take this!

Your poodle's widdler doesn't hold a candle to the Mandelbrot set pattern mantle my drag queen Aunt Daniel handed down to his/her cocker spaniel.

edit for spurious synonym

[Politicub]

17. Touche

Just be sure not to fondle the handle on the aerodynamic fissure that allows in only small bits of fungus, ok?

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

19. Fondling handles can lead to dandruff,

bad breath, Megadeth, the Egyptian god of death Seth, verbs ending in -eth, as well as addiction to meth.

[Politicub]

20. you know what's good for dandruff?

Even though you may have an aversion to meth, it works best for cinematic dandruff -- the stuff that only men with tufts of hair and a bit of scruff, tend to puff instead of sucking a lozenge.

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

22. Flakes of white, up all night

Tufts of hair, rough on chairs
Bit of scruff? Lot of guff
Crystal meth rots your breath
If Stonehenge is your lozenge.

[kick-ass-bob]

7. You are banned.

:evilgrin:

[Politicub]

10. Don't freak me out like that!

After the election, I don't think my shattered nerves can take it.

[rndmprsn]

9. me too!

[American Tragedy]

12. Um... I'm more than halfway to that magical 1000+ threshold

I've still got a way to go, but if I keep making gratuitous, unsubstantial posts like this one, I'll be there in no time.

[Politicub]

18. Hurry hurry!

You still have time

[American Tragedy]

21. Is this a race?

:)

[Phillycat]

13. Don't put that in your mouth! It's dirty!