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[Nestea]

Here is the official caption:

President Bush (news - web sites) holds Biscuits the turkey by the neck as he participated in the pardoning of the national Thanksgiving turkey, Wednesday, Nov. 17, 2004, in the Rose Garden of the White House. (AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)

[Placebo]

1. He's got that poor turkey in a death-grip!!!

"Damn, I guess this one isn't plastic."

[Coyote_Bandit]

2. Choke! Grin! Choke! n/t

[skypilot]

3. Bush:"I know what you're thinking, Mr.Turkey:

'Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me'. Heh, heh, heh."

[bloodyjack]

4. "Wow...a pulse"

[EnfantTerrible]

5. "I uh.... what's that word again?... what?... Pardon? what'd you do...fart

... haw haw... just kidding... I've never done this before so I'm a little nervous" - top pic

"Now, you do believe in my mandate... don't you?"-bottom pic

[O.M.B.inOhio]

6. caption

Bottom: "You blinked. I won!"

Top: "Didn't let us use your air bases, huh, Turkey? WHo got the last laugh? You didn't get our bribe, but we still used you, and now I'm a-gonna eat you! Raw! No, wait: photographers watching."

[Emops]

7. "I'll sure miss you, Sen. Daschle."

[Lovecrafty]

8. Like Putin, Bush can peer into the souls of even the lowliest of Animals!

[Aiptasia]

9. Have you met my friend? Osama bin gravy?

[Aiptasia]

10. two fools that'll drown in a rainstorm if they look up..

[TwoHandedLayup]

11. I wish this was a chicken

I heard that chokin the chicken is fun. If only god wouldn't strike me down for it.

[noserotonin]

12. Hmm... Why hasn't the firecracker gone off?

(He did it to frogs, why not turkeys?? )

[Sperk]

13. You're not getting my pecker this time! Pecker-protecter death grip!

n/t

[CO Liberal]

14. "I've Choked My Chicken Thousands of Times....."

"This is the first time I've choked a turkey!"

:-)

[Nag Champa]

15. Aint that sumthin'? They named a country after this thang.

[Goathead]

16. Barbara Bush "drops in" at the Whitehouse

"Look mother! I told you never to embarrass me in front of the reporters. This is pay back for treating me like a wittle boy all of these long years! Just be glad I don't send you to Guantanamo!"

[Romulus]

17. better photo

it looks like GWB is "choking the turkey" (rofl)

(except for the dark tone of the hand :evilfrown: )

[Nestea]

19. That is GW's hand

If you look at other pictures, the guy next to GW has both his hands near the turkey's ass.

[MsAnthropy]

18. Another battle of wits he'll lose