Bill Hicks Defined Jabba The Rush Perfectly

[KingOfLostSouls]

"Speaking of satan, I was watching rush limbaugh the other day. Doesn't rush limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys who likes to lay in a tub while other men pee on him? Doesn't he? Am I the only one? Can't you see his fat body in a tub while reagan, quayle, and bush just SHHHHHHHHH just standing around pissin on him and he can't, his lil piggly wiggly dick can't get hard. "ughn ughn I can't get hard, reagan pee in my mouth." "well, hows that rush?" still can't get hard, so they call in barbara bush. she takes her pearls off, puts them up his ass. then squats over him, undoes her girdle, her wrinkled flacid labia unfolds halfway down to her knees like some ball-less scrotum..."Ughnn ughnnn" she squeezes a link into his mouth. finally his dick gets half hard, "OHHHHH!!!" A little clear bubble forms at the end with a maggot inside. the maggot pops the bubble and runs off and joins a pro life group somewhere; thank god I had the insight to notice rush limbaugh is a scatmuncher. he munches scat."

-The Late, Great Bill Hicks

[leftofthedial]

1. Bill Hicks was the shit

straight up

[Rocinante]

2. That is great

it's just funny as hell. Do you folks have a link to that stuff? Sometimes google points you in the wrong direction.

[KingOfLostSouls]

3. I Copied It From His Cd

I figured it'd be something for DU'ers to get a laugh about

its on his "Rant In E Minor" Cd.

I'll post another hicks-ism on the main about jesse helms now.