Here's one for the midwest DUers...

[TheMightyFavog]

Now men we don't like shopping much at least not in dem malls
'Cause all you ladies wanna do is wander down dem halls
We just don't understand, we'd rather wait out in de car
Or even better yet just drop us off we'll find a bar
You want us to take interest girls but we don't give a darn
"Cause we do all our shopping out at Fleet Farm

Fleet Farm...Fleet Farm
When I'm feeling down it's like a shot right in the arm
You women got your fancy malls but men we know real charm
We're headed for the aisles at Fleet Farm

HEY !!
HEY !!
HEY !!
Ain't nothin' you can buy inside a mall that's worth a darn
That's why I'm headed for the aisles at Fleet Farm

Fleet Farm...Fleet Farm
When I'm feeling down it's like a shot right in the arm
You women got your fancy malls but men we know real charm
We're headed for the aisles at Fleet Farm

Not many women, not many children
Mostly men, real men
The smell of tires, and shiney screws
Extension cords, in orange and blue
Fishing tackle, aluminum bats
Guns and knives, cool hunting caps
Lotsa plumbing, lotsa lumber
A million tools, it's all a wonder

Aisle forty-two, automotives...WE LOVE IT !!
Aisle forty-tree, farm...WE LOVE IT !!
Aisle turdy-one, light bulbs...WE LOVE IT !!
Aisle forty-seven, work boots...WE LOVE IT !!
Aisle seventeen, bows and arrows...WE LOVE IT !!
Aisle twenty-four, nails...WE LOVE IT !!
Aisle turdy-nine, cement...WE LOVE IT !!
Aisle fifteen, rat poison...WE LOVE IT !!

HEY !!

[hippiechick]

1. LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLL !!!

I haven't seen a Fleet Farm since I left Green Bay !!!

:hippie:

[JVS]

2. Ours is Farm and Fleet

[nickinSTL]

4. I remember Farm & Fleet

When I lived in Illinois.

They don't seem to have them in the St. Louis area.

[madrchsod]

3. farm and fleet here

in northern il..farm and fleet is opening up stores in the chicago burbs. when i lived on a farm,farm and fleet was my second home...

[no name no slogan]

5. Fleet Farm: If they ain't got it, you don't need it

Fleet Farm kicks ass! Biggest selection of Dickies workclothes in town!

[scarlet_owl]

6. I live close to a Farm and Fleet.

It's one of my favorite places to shop. They have great trail mix for cheap!

[Droopy]

7. We don't have them in my area of Ohio

But we've got plenty of Home Depot's and Lowe's.

[no name no slogan]

8. Imagine a Home Depot that sells sporting goods, clothes, food...

Car stuff, toys, and darn near anything else you've ever seen on a farm.

That's your Fleet Farm. Best store in the universe.

[Tweed]

9. Yes!!!

Fleet Farm rules and I live in Chicago.