A PLEA. I BEG YOU!!

[matcom]

the search button is your FRIEND!

yes, occasionally we ALL post dupe threads but MY GAWD PEOPLE!!

exactly WHY would you think that Virgin Cheese Sammwich (just ONE example) stories that are dated 2 DAYS OLD would NOT have been posted here?

breaking stuff i can understand but the amount of dupes are astronomical!

again. we ALL occasionally make mistakes but 5 & 6 times a DAY?

</rant>

[SheepyMcSheepster]

1. but wait..... have you heard about the guy who wants to rename I-69?

:silly:

[matcom]

4. AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

:crazy:

[Richard D]

6. It's true, but have you heard about . .

jibjab.com??

[underpants]

8. Add in the "Get your Jesus off my penis" threads

Several of those too

Oh and W kissing Condi-I sort of did that myself

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2024694

[ohiosmith]

2. HEY! No immature sex threads.

[amber dog democrat]

33. Deleted

Name and Thread Deleted
0 Posts.

[underpants]

3. I heard that there was a Virgin Mary grilled cheese sammich on ebay

I'll see if I can find out more and I'll start a thread Mmmmm'kay?

[matcom]

5. no. i need you for another assignment

supposedly there is an old guy with a TON of pennies.

BEAT THE STREETS!

[underpants]

12. Need some search data

Did he save them up over 34 or 36 years?

[matcom]

17. i don't know

but i am SURE he missed out on some serious interest

[Lavender Brown]

7. It actually makes me long for the days of the no-CARB diet

being posted every 5 minutes. :D

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

9. I heard you gave out porn for Halloween... Can I come

to your house?

[matcom]

10. sure

cum on over

[MichaelHarris]

11. can you help me

find the Reagan tortilla? I want to make a bid.

[pagerbear]

13. What are these rumors I hear about election fraud?

[SemiCharmedQuark]

14. There's this really great site "www.fuckthesouth.com"

[amber dog democrat]

24. you are right

i just went there. :)

[bloodyjack]

35. Guffaw!

Priceless.

[Mika]

15. Huh? what's this?

A Virgin Cheese Sandwich?

I'll have to search the internets for a story link.

[Left Is Write]

32. How many internets do you get?

I get five or six. I don't think even the (p)resident gets that many.

[MrUnderhill]

16. Dupe.

I've seen this thread four times already today.

[Dora]

18. I can't afford to use the search button

It's only available to DUers with stars.

I'm starless.

[andyhappy]

19. I wish more people would reply to threads

rather than posting new ones that aren't really new again and again and again.

[6th Borough]

20. No search for no star.

:P
Contact the admins if you non-searchers bother you so.

Hell, most free web-based message boards have at least minimal search capacity built in.

[6th Borough]

21. Err...drop the "you" in my previous post /EOM

[matcom]

22. $5

[6th Borough]

34. Don't have it. All I have is a girl infatuated w/me enough to give me...

a place to crash. Otherwise I would be ling out of a car right now.

So...choose th most viable option for me, my DU search-capable overlord:

1)I have a gun...shoot someone for $5.
2)I have clonazepam...sell it on the street.

PLease...make the decision easier for me. Until then...


:toast: ...if you buy the round.

[matcom]

36. look again friend

[madinmaryland]

23. Is that the one about the Virginian?

:shrug:

[cmf]

25. Hey! Have you seen that JibJab cartoon!?!?!?!?

So funny!!!! :silly:

[GOPisEvil]

26. Someone trying to horn in on MatcomNews?

A pox on their firstborn! :P

[underpants]

27. Leave the Kleeb kid out of this

:bounce:

[matcom]

28. LMAO!!

[underpants]

29. Good night I am done here

Oh yeah about losing one's virginity....Oh I'll just start a thread on it.

[matcom]

30. virginity smells like cheese

[GOPisEvil]

31. I'm missing something.

:-(

[miss_kitty]

37. There's a search button?

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: