The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator

[scottxyz]

This translator will take what you write in it and turn it into the manner a 12-year-old AOLer would write it. Type in what you want translated and then click the button.

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

[Liberal Veteran]

1. Okay...here goes mine

2 B OR NOT 2 B-TAHT IS DA QUESTION
WHATHER TIS NOBL3R IN DA MIND 2 TEH SLNGS AND AROWS OF OUTRAEGOUS FORTUNE
OR 2 TAEK ARMS AGANEST A SEA OF TROUBL3S
AND BY OPOSNG END THEM!1111 WTF 2 DEI 2 SLEP-
NO MOR3-AND BY A SLEP 2 SAY WE DA HAARTACHE AND TEH THOUSAND NATURAL SHOKS
TAHT FLESH IS H3IR 2!!!1 LOL TIS A CONSUMATION
D3VOUTLY 2 B WISHED!1111!!1 2 DEI 2 SLEP-
2 SLEP-P3RCHANCE 2 DR3M AY THEIR TEH RUB
FOR IN TAHT SLEP OF DEATH WUT DR3MS MAY COM3
WHAN W3 HAEV SHUFLAD OF THIS MORTAL COIL
MUST GIEV US PAUS31!!11! LOL THEIR DA RESP3CT
TAHT MAEKS CALMITY OF SO LONG LIEF
FOR!!!!1 LOL WHO WUD BAR DA WHIPS AND SCORNS OF TIEM
TH OPRESORS WRONG TEH PROUD MANS DA PANGS OF DESPIESD LOVE DA LAWS DA INSOLENCE OF OFIEC AND DA SPURNS
TAHT PATEINT MERIT OF TH UNWORTHY TAEKS
WH3N HE HIMS3LF MIGHT HIS QUEITUS WIT A R BODKIN?!?!?!!? OMG WHO WUD FARD3LS BAR
2 GRUNT AND SW3AT UNDER A W3ARY LIEF
BUT TAHT DA DRAAD OF SOMETHNG AFTER TEH UNDISCOV3RED COUNTRY FROM WHOS3 BOURN
NO TRAEVL3R R3TURNS PUZL3S DA WIL
AND MAEKS US RATH3R BAR THOS3 ILS WE HAEV
THAN FLY 2 OTH3RS TAHT WE KNOW NOT OF
THUS?!?!?!! OMG CONSCEINCE DOAS MAEK COWARDS OF US AL
AND THUS TEH NATIEV HUA OF RESOLUTION
IS SIKLEID OER WIT DA PAEL CAST OF THOUGHT
AND 3NTARPRIES OF GREAT PITCH AND WIT THIS REGARD THERE CURANTS TURN AWRY
AND LOSA DA NME OF ACTION111!!1 WTF - SOFT U DA FARE OPH3LIA111!!1 WTF LOL - NYMPH IN THY ORISONS
B AL MAH SINS REM3MBRED1111 OMG WTF

[Goldom]

2. 12 year olds don't sound like this...

AOLers don't have the intellectual capacity to speak in l33t. And it doesn't take much. =P

"THIS TRANSLA2R WIL TAEK WUT U WRIET IN IT AND TURN IT IN2 TEH MANAR A 12-YAAR-OLD AOLER WUD WRIET IT111!1 OMG TYP3 IN WUT U WANT TRANSLAETD AND THAN CLIK TEH BUTON
11!!!11! WTF LOL"

[Pithlet]

3. TAHTS FUNY

[asthmaticeog]

4. "Possessions are Nine Points of Conversation," by Ogden Nash

SOM3 P3OPL3 AND IT DOESNT MAT3R WHATHER THEY R PAUP3RS OR MILIONAREES
THINK TAHT ANYTHNG THAY HAEV IS TEH BST IN DA WORLD JUST B/C IT IS THEYRE!1!!1 WTF THEY HAPAN 2 OWN A 1921 JALOPY
THAY LOK AT THERE NEIGHBORS NU D3 LUXA CONVERTIBLA LIEK TEH W3AERR OF A 57TH STRET GOWN AT A 14TH STRET COPY
IF!1!1!1 OMG LOL THEYRE SEVANTEN-YEAR-OLD CHILD IS STIL IN DA THIRD GRAED THEY SNER AT DA GRADUATION OF TEH SEV3NTEN-YAAR-OLD CHILDREN OF THEYRE FREINDS
CLAMENG TAHT PRODIGEIS ALWAYS COMA 2 BAD 3NDS
AND IF THEYRE ROF L3AKS
ITS B/C TEH SHNGL3S R ANTIQUAS
OTH3R1!!1!!! WTF P3OPLE AND IF DOASNT MATAR IF THEY R SCANDINAVIANS OR CELTS
THINK TAHT ANYTHNG IS BTER THAN THERE JUST B/C IT BLONGS 2 SOMEBODY ELSE
IF1!11 WTF LOL U CONGRATULAET TH3M WH3N THERE BLU3-BLODED DOBRMAN PINSCHAR WINS TEH OBDEINCA CHMPIONSHIP TH3Y LOK AT U LIEK A MARTYR
AND SAY TAHT DA GARBAEG MANS LITL3 ROV3R IS RILLY INFINIETLY SMARTER
AND IF TH3Y SMOKA FIFTEN-CENT CIGARS THAY R SURA SOMABODY 3LSE G3TS BTAR CIGARS FOR A DIEM
AND11!!! IF TH3Y TAEK A TRIP 2 PARIS THAY R SURE THERE FREINDS WHO WENT 2 OLD ORCHARD HAD A BTER TIEM
YES!11!11!1 OMG WTF LOL TH3Y LOK ON THEYRE NEIGHBORS OX AND AS WIT COVE2USN3S AND THERE OWN OX AND AS WIT ABHORENC3
AND IF TH3Y R WIEVS THAY WANT THEYRE HUSBAND 2 B LIEK FLORENCES FR3DEI AND IF THAY R HUSBANDS THEY WANT THEYRE WIEVS 2 B LIEK FR3DEIS FLORENCA
I!1!1! WTF THINK TAHT COMPARISONS R TRULY ODIOUS I DO NOT APROV3 OF THIS CONSTANT PROUD OR ENVIOUS 2-DO
AND FURTHERMORE DEAR FREINDS I THINK TAHT U AND UR R DELIGHTFUL AND I ALSO THINK TAHT ME AND MIEN R DELIGHTFUL 211!11!!! OMG WTF LOL