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hang a left (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 08:37 PM Original message |
I'll donate another 20$ to DU in your name for the best joke! |
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unblock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 08:37 PM Response to Original message |
1. george w. bush! |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 08:38 PM Response to Original message |
2. and then Condi said..... |
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ogradda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 08:44 PM Response to Reply #2 |
10. lmao |
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pk_du (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 08:40 PM Response to Original message |
3. The Donkey and the Chicken |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 09:15 PM Response to Reply #3 |
32. OK, that was REALLY funny! |
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Slowhand16 (66 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 08:41 PM Response to Original message |
4. Why don't blind people like to skydive? |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 08:41 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. *snort* Welcome! |
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Slowhand16 (66 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 10:03 PM Response to Reply #5 |
55. Jesus loves liberals? |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-18-04 12:43 AM Response to Reply #55 |
74. Heheh. There is no Hell. What kind of loving parent burns His/Her |
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hang a left (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 09:11 PM Response to Reply #4 |
28. You are a finalist n/t |
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shesemsmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 08:41 PM Response to Original message |
6. READY< HERE WE GO............ |
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shesemsmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 08:51 PM Response to Reply #6 |
17. I got this today |
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pk_du (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 08:42 PM Response to Original message |
7. One for the ladies... |
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King Coal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 08:42 PM Response to Original message |
8. This penguin has car trouble so he takes it to a mechanic. |
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Ice4Clark (466 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 08:44 PM Response to Original message |
9. Republicans in Hell |
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Ice4Clark (466 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 08:46 PM Response to Original message |
11. Proud to Be a Democrat |
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shesemsmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 08:56 PM Response to Reply #11 |
23. ROTF LMAO GOOD ONE |
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Ice4Clark (466 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 08:48 PM Response to Original message |
12. You Might Be A Republican If... |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 08:50 PM Response to Reply #12 |
15. 2 points off for trying too hard |
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IronLionZion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 09:31 PM Response to Reply #12 |
42. OMG! I might be a Republican! |
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HamdenRice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 08:48 PM Response to Original message |
13. There are two cars travelling down a lonely red state highway ... |
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crispini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 11:49 PM Response to Reply #13 |
73. ok, LOL. good one. |
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Ice4Clark (466 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 08:50 PM Response to Original message |
14. Republican National Convention Schedule |
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hang a left (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 09:18 PM Response to Reply #14 |
33. Nominated because it is one of my favorites. |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 09:53 PM Response to Reply #14 |
50. 12:05 |
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Biased Liberal Media (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 10:36 PM Response to Reply #14 |
64. Funniest.shit.evah!!! |
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ArthurDent (191 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 08:51 PM Response to Original message |
16. Okay... but mine is interactive. |
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petepillow (590 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 10:42 PM Response to Reply #16 |
67. i'll bite: Knock Knock |
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ArthurDent (191 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-18-04 07:41 AM Response to Reply #67 |
80. Who's there? (n/t) |
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petepillow (590 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-18-04 09:35 AM Response to Reply #80 |
84. Water! |
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ArthurDent (191 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-18-04 09:59 AM Response to Reply #84 |
86. Water who? n/t |
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petepillow (590 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-18-04 10:10 AM Response to Reply #86 |
87. Water you expecting? A hilarious punchline at the end of all this? |
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Worst Username Ever (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-18-04 04:54 PM Response to Reply #87 |
97. *groan* |
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sadinred (529 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 08:52 PM Response to Original message |
18. Kind of long...A man walks into a bar |
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Ice4Clark (466 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 08:52 PM Response to Original message |
19. Election Tie-Breaker |
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bowens43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 08:53 PM Response to Original message |
20. such a good pig...... |
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Ice4Clark (466 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 08:54 PM Response to Original message |
21. George W. Bush's Intelligence Quiz |
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hang a left (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 09:15 PM Response to Reply #21 |
31. Nominated n/t |
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Sybil Reitz (14 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 08:56 PM Response to Original message |
22. OK, this is my 6yo son's current favorite joke. |
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Spiffarino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 10:00 PM Response to Reply #22 |
52. Why did the chicken cross the road? |
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Sybil Reitz (14 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 10:40 PM Response to Reply #52 |
66. Why did the baby cross the road? |
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Spiffarino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 10:50 PM Response to Reply #66 |
69. My daughter came in five minutes ago and told me that one |
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Ice4Clark (466 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 08:58 PM Response to Original message |
24. Bush Solves a Puzzle |
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corporatemedia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 09:01 PM Response to Original message |
25. What's the difference between the Iraq War and the Viet Nam War??? |
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hang a left (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 09:09 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. You are a finalist n/t |
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acpepperoni (11 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 09:35 PM Response to Reply #25 |
44. Nice! |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-18-04 04:58 PM Response to Reply #25 |
98. Damn |
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mdhunter (373 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 09:09 PM Response to Original message |
27. What did the fish say when it ran into a concrete wall? |
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ND_Democrat (84 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 09:11 PM Response to Original message |
29. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?? |
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Spiffarino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 10:02 PM Response to Reply #29 |
54. What does Snoop Dogg use to get his clothes white? |
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Ice4Clark (466 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 09:14 PM Response to Original message |
30. 2 hunters.......... |
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Sybil Reitz (14 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 09:20 PM Response to Original message |
34. So these two old guys are sitting around on the porch one afternoon |
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Hans Delbrook (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 09:22 PM Response to Original message |
35. Young Georgie Bush runs into a bar... |
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hang a left (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 09:24 PM Response to Reply #35 |
37. nominated n/t |
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Biased Liberal Media (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 10:38 PM Response to Reply #35 |
65. OMG!!! That is good n/t |
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Nightowl_2004 (498 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 09:24 PM Response to Original message |
36. My best shot at a star... |
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hang a left (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 09:25 PM Response to Reply #36 |
39. nominated |
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Nightowl_2004 (498 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 10:10 PM Response to Reply #39 |
56. Finals? Do I need to get another joke ready for the next round? |
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Duncan Grant (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 10:23 PM Response to Reply #36 |
58. Enjoy them all but this is gold star material! |
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fishnfla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 11:11 PM Response to Reply #36 |
71. gets my vote! nt |
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Arkana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 09:25 PM Response to Original message |
38. Why don't rednecks play water polo? |
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alittlelark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 09:27 PM Response to Original message |
40. Q - How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
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Arkana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 09:48 PM Response to Reply #40 |
49. I thought it was |
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Ice4Clark (466 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 09:31 PM Response to Original message |
41. The radio |
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Ice4Clark (466 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 09:33 PM Response to Original message |
43. Tragedy |
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Mick Knox (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 09:36 PM Response to Original message |
45. How do you get a dog to quit humping your leg? |
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corporatemedia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 09:36 PM Response to Original message |
46. So this guy goes to see the doctor and tells the Doctor...... |
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Sybil Reitz (14 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 09:43 PM Response to Original message |
47. An "oldie" ... |
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IronLionZion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 09:47 PM Response to Original message |
48. Democrats and Republicans |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 10:00 PM Response to Original message |
51. Where do you find a legless turtle? |
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bobaloo2 (66 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 10:01 PM Response to Original message |
53. There are three reasons... |
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Clinton Crusader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 10:22 PM Response to Original message |
57. Three Texas Surgeons... |
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Clinton Crusader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 10:24 PM Response to Original message |
59. Couldnt resist this one.... |
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ND_Democrat (84 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 10:28 PM Response to Reply #59 |
60. LMAO!! |
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Nightowl_2004 (498 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 10:30 PM Response to Reply #59 |
61. DAMMIT!!!! |
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Biased Liberal Media (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 10:44 PM Response to Reply #59 |
68. *snort!* that is good! n/t |
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ThoughtCriminal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 10:31 PM Response to Original message |
62. What is the difference between involvement and commitment? |
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Jean Louise Finch (651 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 10:35 PM Response to Original message |
63. only read if you like bad puns. |
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corporatemedia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 10:56 PM Response to Original message |
70. no matter who wins - i'm asking for a RECOUNT |
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Nightowl_2004 (498 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 11:42 PM Response to Original message |
72. No official word yet but |
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hang a left (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-18-04 05:27 AM Response to Reply #72 |
79. Nightowl_2004 is the winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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shesemsmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-18-04 09:00 AM Response to Reply #79 |
83. I loved that one lol |
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Nightowl_2004 (498 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-18-04 03:58 PM Response to Reply #79 |
90. Hooray for me! |
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Nightowl_2004 (498 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-18-04 03:58 PM Response to Reply #79 |
91. deleted (dupe) |
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lakemonster11 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-18-04 12:53 AM Response to Original message |
75. What's brown and sticky? |
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BTFSTL (71 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-18-04 01:10 AM Response to Original message |
76. GROANER JOKE OF THE WEAK! |
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kid a (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-18-04 01:13 AM Response to Original message |
77. . . . and take JEB with you!!! |
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Carla in Ca (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-18-04 01:27 AM Response to Original message |
78. Here is mine |
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DrDan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-18-04 08:42 AM Response to Original message |
81. so Junior gets pulled over once again by a Connecticut State Trooper |
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rbnyc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-18-04 09:00 AM Response to Original message |
82. Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? |
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ze_dscherman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-18-04 09:58 AM Response to Original message |
85. Why do middle-aged men grow a belly? |
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Sivart (65 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-18-04 10:36 AM Response to Original message |
88. How about this one - |
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TheCentepedeShoes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-18-04 11:22 AM Response to Original message |
89. Bill Clinton, Al Gore and George Bush |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-18-04 04:08 PM Response to Original message |
92. Heres a short one... |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-18-04 04:10 PM Response to Original message |
93. How many Freudian therapists does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
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Dora (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-18-04 04:11 PM Response to Original message |
94. Knock-knock |
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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-18-04 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
95. Me: Knock-knock! |
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obreaslan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-18-04 04:34 PM Response to Original message |
96. Here goes.... |
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Kay Autic (43 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-18-04 05:02 PM Response to Original message |
99. Two women die and meet at the pearly gates... |
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RUDUing2 (968 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-18-04 05:08 PM Response to Original message |
100. A letter from a Redneck Mother.. |
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