Okay, let's say God decided that enough was enough

[Arkana]

and retaliated for all the shit George (and others) have said about him. What would you like to see him do?

1. Make Ashcroft a homosexual

2. Cause Ann Coulter to revert to her true form (platypus)

3. Smite Dick Cheney

What else?

[Vincardog]

1. Pull Cheney's intestines thru his nose

[NewInNewJ.]

2. All

of the above.

[Arkana]

7. That's all?

What about:

-Hitting every BBV machine with a lightning bolt
-Turning Laura Bush into an unsightly, green, gelatinous blob (wait, that's already been done)
-Making it so that George W can't go to the bathroom without hearing a loud, piercing shriek coming from the region of his ass

[rawtribe]

3. Make the chimp

a chimp

[nickgutierrez]

4. Hit * with a lightning bolt.

If he cracks down on *, he might as well do it in a way the fundies might understand.

[Hello_Kitty]

5. Turn all RW fundies into

Moronic, inbred, know-nothing asswipes who live in constant fear of threats to their moral values. Oh wait...Too late...:shrug:

[BoX o BooX]

6. Well, first She would make the Twins perpetually pregnant.

With their father's incestuous babies. And not an abortion to be found. In a Sisyphean ordeal, they would give birth to unwanted incest crack babies every nine months for eternity.

Laura would be unable to stop smoking for even a moment... she would have a butt in her mouth 24/7. Even when sleeping.

Karl Rove would revert to the excrement from which he was spawned.

You're right! This IS fun!

[Arkana]

9. Awesome! Keep 'em coming!

[brokensymmetry]

8. On a serious note -

perhaps He would give him what he wanted. The Presidency, the Senate, the whole ball of wax.

And then let him experience the consequences of his actions.

Of course, we ride in the same boat... :-(

[autorank]

10. Send a giant space craft to earth manned by women 8 feet tall...

who are able to kick any man's ass. The superior beings remove the *'s, bin *'s, and all neocons. As they leave, they festoon major religious monuments with Vegas quality neon signs and announce that there is no god.

Corporate America controls the media and we get manufactured news.
Corporate America now controls the voting machines and we get manufactured elections.

http://www.blackboxvoting.org/

[lumberingbear]

11. Make them confess their evil deeds to the entire world!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Arkana]

13. Either that

or make it so that Dubya can't go a single broken, stunted sentence without the words "...and I'm not wearing any pants."

"My fellow Americans, this is a great time for democracy, and I'm not wearing any pants. Our troops in Iraq will free its people, and I'm not wearing any pants."

I'd die!

[kvining]

12. Well

If there was a just God, Laura Bush would be caught having sex with Marion Barry, waving her crack pipe with each orgastic moan.

[Arkana]

14. Oh God

Now I need the eye soap.

[LostInAnomie]

15. Every time they lie or distort the truth...

... feces will flow from their mouth.

[Arkana]

16. That's a good one

God's filing that away for future reference.

[progmom]

17. Ooh ooh!

How 'bout just take away all their money and power. I think that would be worse than any of them could imagine.

And with all his protestations, don't we all believe Ashcroft really is a homosexual in denial?

[acpepperoni]

18. I think he's working on #3 (n/t)

[hunter]

19. Sorry to be a thread killer, but I worry about God's "reset" button.

Next time around Adam and Eve are "just friends" in the garden. Cain and Abel are never born.

Meanwhile, friendly environmentally sensitive Indonesian Island Hobbits rule the world.

[Arkana]

20. That would be cool...hobbits rock!

[Arkana]

21. kick for a second day

[Dukkha]

22. Trent Lott would turn black

Rumsfeld would turn into an Army grunt on the front lines of Iraq
Limbaugh would go deaf Permanently this time.
Falwell would become a very poor helpless sick elderly person

[YellowRubberDuckie]

23. Why are you insulting Platapi?

And homosexuals? :shrug:
Duckie

[Arkana]

24. Sorry if I offended your sensibilities.

:P