Won't somebody out there please bear my children?

[short bus president]

No, wait. That's not the right word.

Won't somebody out there please maul my children?

[GOPisEvil]

1. Sus hijos no quieren

beatdown.

[short bus president]

3. mis hijos quieren diggity-dammit-squat-o!

I don't even have any hijos. I just wanna see some kinds mauled by a bear. Is that so wrong?

[GOPisEvil]

4. Heh...

...it's a little wrong...but then so are a lot of things.

[short bus president]

5. Well, I gotta say

that if wanting to see some kids mauled by a bear is even a little bit wrong, then I don't wanna be even a little bit right!

See, this is what people in the psych profession call "compensating." Now that the villagers have gotten their pitchforks and torches and formed en masse to hunt down the evil sex threads, I figure it MUST be kids-mauled-by-bears time.

Right?

[GOPisEvil]

7. How about chased by a rabid wolverine?

Attacked by a surly badger?

[short bus president]

9. It would be more poetic

if we could have weasels rip their flesh. ;-)

[LostInAnomie]

2. Here you go: Kill two birds with one stone.

[lumberingbear]

6. Hey, that's my son !!!

Lumbering Bear Jr.

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. Remember a couple of years ago when that black bear snatched that

baby by the head out of its stroller in NY and ran off with it? Neither of them survived that encounter.

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