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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 10:06 PM
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Warning: Using more than one enema in 24 hours could be harmful
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 10:09 PM
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1. Jeez, if you need more then one that stuff must be lodged up there.
Better grab a garden hose.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 10:10 PM
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2. Shoot.... how does one undo an enema?
:bounce:
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 10:11 PM
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3. you have to vomit really hard.
:P

Yes, yes, I know... EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

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soothsayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 10:14 PM
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4. I thought it was the FIRST one that was harmful. You know----
public enema number one.
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 10:33 PM
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5. That's it.
You're hereby crowned Bestest Of The Worstest. Congratulations!

:yourock:
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soothsayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 06:55 AM
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8. Thanks!
I think.
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petepillow Donating Member (590 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 10:33 PM
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6. Thanks for the tip!
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Lady Sonelle Donating Member (115 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 10:40 PM
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7. I once did five in one day...

... Oh... wait... you mean on yourself?

Never mind....

Lady Sonelle

Sherema LIVES!
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 01:28 AM
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9. Kicked for peoples safety.
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Lone_Star_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 01:52 AM
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10. Ummm, Bleachers7...
I can't help but wonder what provoked you to look that up. I mean, hey, to each his own and all... ;-) :evilgrin:
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 01:55 AM
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11. Watch your ass
:evilgrin:
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Lone_Star_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 02:09 AM
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12. LOL!
Well, at least your health conscious. :shrug:
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Dark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 02:25 AM
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13. YOU CAN OVERDOSE?!
OVERDOSAGE
Overdosage or retention may lead to severe electrolyte disturbances, including hypernatremia, hyperphosphatemia, hypocalcemia, and hypokalemia, as well as dehydration and hypovolemia, with attendant signs and symptoms of these disturbances (such as metabolic acidosis, renal failure, and tetany). Certain severe electrolyte disturbances may lead to cardiac arrhythmia and death. The patient who has taken an overdose should be monitored carefully. Treatment of electrolyte imbalance may require immediate medical intervention with appropriate electrolyte and fluid replacement.


Wow, just wow.
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