The Thread Where ZW Lives By DU's Rules To The Letter

[Zomby Woof]

Hi, good folks.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Fuck off you rat bastard

[Zomby Woof]

2. Rat?

I am sorry to hear that you had a rat problem. :hug:

[bigwillq]

3. Hmm,that turkey looks yummy!

:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

4. Do you want a drumstick?

Just name it, and it's yours! :hi:

[bigwillq]

7. Drumstick, please!

:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

5. Do you want a drumstick?

Just name it, and it's yours! :hi:

[Zomby Woof]

6. Golly Gee

I hope I didn't violate a DU rule with a duplicate post! :-(

[bigwillq]

9. I already warned the mods!

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

8. It certainly is a pleasure to see you today.

Let's just agree to disagree on those issues which divide us. :-)

[Zomby Woof]

11. Yes!

And I am sorry I got love all over your clean sheets! :o

[nini]

10. no sex thread? uh forget about it

:P

[Zomby Woof]

12. not me!

Clean livin'! That's my new motto! :-)

[nini]

13. well then...did I tell you I was going to Albuquerque for New Years?

hhheeeeeeeeee


:loveya:

[Zomby Woof]

14. that sounds um, fun!

*crickets chirping* ;-)

[Amaya]

15. Kiss my ass

;)

[Zomby Woof]

16. I was hoping you'd ask!

:loveya: *puckers up*

[Amaya]

17. Don't forget the chapstick

:loveya:

[Zomby Woof]

18. any flavor you prefer?

;-)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

19. Don't be a dick

[HEyHEY]

21. I fear you're asking the impossible

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

23. No doubt - I try though. I never give up. Its nice to be in ignore world

though!

[northofdenali]

20. ZW, no, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ no!!

Need an Irish Coffee from ZW blend FAST!!!

Plus, aren't we supposed to have sex with a yak next week?

OK, fine, I'll leave out the yak.


:loveya::P::loveya:

[Zomby Woof]

22. hehehe

Damn yak hogs the sheets anyway!

Here's your Irish coffee! :hangover: :loveya:

[northofdenali]

24. Kisses & big hugs, ZW...............

We can always tie the Unkown Yak to the nearest aspen tree, but they also tend to pull over the trees here in the North Country...........

My coffee is WONDERFUL! :loveya: ZW!

[DS1]

25. It's not in the rules that you have to reply

;-)