How your life will end... (Spoiler Warning)

[Gothic Sponge]

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You will die.

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Damn it! Ruin the ending for me why dont you!....

You should have a put a warning.. or something! :evilgrin:

[roguevalley]

2. WELL! And here I thought you were like a guru or something.

[Gothic Sponge]

8. I am a guru of nonsense.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. Grizzly bear mauling

I plan to go to Alaska, and offer myself to one when I get too feeble to care for myself.

[FuzzySlippers]

4. Oh God, that's horrible!

:(

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. Nah...Exposure will probably get me first

Then they can gnaw on me like a popsicle. :D

[FuzzySlippers]

7. Oh good!

That's better. That mauling thing had me kinda bummed.:)

[Speck Tater]

5. There's a chance you are right, HOWEVER...

... 20% of the people ever born have not died (yet), and there's no proof they ever will. So statistically, there's only an 80% chance that you will ever die.

[matcom]

9. In A Pool Of My Own Vomit Whilst Sitting On The Toilet

its the only 'cool' way to go

[progmom]

10. That would be a hell of a lot of vomit

...if you plan on drowning in it while sitting on the toilet. You'd have to practically fill up the entire bathroom with puke. I guess maybe if you were in a port-a-john it would be easier, as there would be less space to fill up....