I just found an expiration date on a toilet paper roll...

[YellowRubberDuckie]

When did this happen!? I thought toilet papper was good to go for awhile. But I just found out the stuff they buy for the dorms has a shelf life. WHO KNEW!!???
Duckie

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. What I want to know is what happens after it expires....?

:scared:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. I'm not sure....but I think maybe...

:nuke:

[progmom]

3. Wow.

I want to know what kind of people look at that expiration date and decide to throw it away when it has expired.

:crazy:

[sam sarrha]

4. Why not ?? your butt has one too..

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. Best! Response! EVAH!

[petepillow]

5. Perhaps the Charmin loses its squeezability after a while?

No wait, you said for the DORMS... ain't no Charmin at the dorms. Maybe it's the date on the newspaper they made it out of?

[TX-RAT]

6. Doe's it talk to you

doe's it tell you, you have ten seconds to get away before it self-destructs?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

11. "Your butt, should you chose to wipe it..." (nt)

[matcom]

7. was it on the cardboard roll?

cause if so, isn't it then too late?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

13. It was on the inside of the cardboard roll.

[Fridays Child]

8. You're just not supposed to EAT it, after the expiration date.

It's good for toilet duty until it exceeds its half-life.

[DS1]

10. Use it and bury it in a time capsule

Let someone figure it out 50 yrs from now

[NamVetsWeeLass]

12. yeah Duckie, if you exceed the shelf life

of the toilet paper it will not be as good to use for things like toilet papering trees outside said Dorm. :evilgrin:

[meow2u3]

14. The TP will crumple in your hand...

...before you can wipe your butt. Then you'll end up getting crap all over your hand when you wipe.

:D