What books would be in a George W. Bush presidential library?

[Gothic Sponge]

[MrUnderhill]

1. Books?

Don't they do tapes and stuff too?

[AlCzervik]

2. "thangs God Telled me"

[procrastinator]

3. Pronunciation Guide to the English Language

(never used)

[nickgutierrez]

9. "new - keu - lur" n/t

[On Par]

12. A Sesame Street Book...

...featuring the Sesame Street version of "Which One Doesn't Belong?"

OP

[PDittie]

4. My Pet Goat, of course

Shrub, by Molly Ivins and Lou DuBose

The Bush Dyslexicon, by M.C. Miller

The Family, by Kitty Kelley

[Bill McBlueState]

8. argh!

you just beat me to it on the goat book

[Bill McBlueState]

5. When his library opens,

I'm gonna call every day and ask, "Do ya have 'My Pet Goat'?"

[KamaAina]

6. The Very Hungry Caterpillar

The Pet Goat
Highlights magazine
How to Succeed in Destroying the Planet Without Really Trying

[Lavender Brown]

7. his favorite childhood book, The Very Hungry Caterpillar

[Jessica]

10. "Everyone Poops"

:shrug:

[Joe_VB]

11. How about "Curious George".......eom

[JHB]

13. Large, wall-draping pictures of himself in front of flags.

They're needed to provide a proper backdrop for all the statues of him.

And somewhere off in a corner are his speeches printed off the WH website, and a dog-eared copy of "The Very Hungry Caterpillar".

[johnnie]

14. Maybe...

[kuozzman]

15. Mein Kanpf

-Adolf Hitler

[RevolutionaryActs]

35. BWHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!! nt

[matt819]

16. The Constitution

In shreds

[jjmalonejr]

17. The 9/11 Commission Report

[skygazer]

18. His baby book

With all the cute little notations by Babs and pictures of his "firsts" - first drink, first line of coke, first DUI....

[TheCentepedeShoes]

19. The kinds that need crayons n/t

[MaineYooper]

20. How to lose friends and disempower people

also "World domination for dummies"

[RUDUing2]

21. the entire set of (for the title alone)

"A Series of Unfortunate Events"

[Crankie Avalon]

22. "The Fart Book..."

...a Bush family heirloom and the only book a journalist spending the night at the family home in Kennebunkport (can't remember his name) could find in the whole joint.

[DinahMoeHum]

23. Any book of fart jokes. . .

courtesy of Kitty Kelley's tell-all book.

:evilgrin:

[barb162]

32. the kind with one syllable words and big color pictures

[madinmaryland]

24. No books, newpapers, or magazines.

He doesn't read. Maybe a bible. Saddams gun. Pictures of the his Cabinet telling him what to think.:shrug:

[Crankie Avalon]

25. Oh, and the Bible...

...the children's kind...with loads of pictures in it...especially of all the animals on the ark.

[legally blonde]

26. Pop-up books?

:shrug:

[Crankie Avalon]

27. Those crappy "books" by O'Reilly, Hannity, and that ilk...

...that only take about an hour for someone to read and maybe ony a little longer for the author to "write." (Type?)

[Guy Fawkes]

28. A simplified version of the old "Dick and Jane" reading books...

See spot. See spot run. Run spot, run.

[mcscajun]

29. The entire "Left Behind" series...in audiobook format...and there's more!

Harold and the Purple Crayon
Tales of the Bush Dynasty, Volumes I & II
Machiavelli's "The Prince"

[Jessica]

31. I heard...

Shrub keeps "Left Behind" books next to his bed. Scary ... :scared:

[ronnykmarshall]

30. Charo's Guide To Gooder English

Coochie! Coochie!

[chicagiana]

33. Audio books ...

Bush doesn't read. He has his wife and Condi (what's the difference?!?!?!) read to him.

I suppose they would put some picture and coloring books in their as well. And of course, the complete Tele-Tubby collection will be avialable on viewing monitors!!! But READING will be FORBIDDEN in the Bush library!!!!

[Gothic Sponge]

36. I don't even think he could handle audio books.

:dunce:

[chicagiana]

34. A "burning" room ...

That's where they'll burn those complicated liberal books with the "words" in them.

[Book Lover]

37. No, no, no, no - you're all thinking the wrong way

The library is going to be filled with shelves of those fake books - you know, frontage of fake hollow-backed book spines that look like Reader's Digest Condensed Books. The titles will say stuff like "World Politics, 11th edition" and "History of America, 15th edition"

[Gothic Sponge]

39. Sort of like the fake plastic food they put in refrigerators for sale?

[Book Lover]

40. Or the "came-with-the-frame" people

they put in picture frames... yep.

[Sabriel]

38. Every edition of the Bible ever published

Except for the liberal interpretations, of course.