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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 04:01 PM
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HOLY COW!!!
Maybe this is the source of the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich.

:shrug:

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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 04:02 PM
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1. TRULY it is a MIRACLE!
Either that or dinner.
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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 04:03 PM
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2. You know what they say
sacred cows make the best cheeseburgers.
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Thtwudbeme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 04:04 PM
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3. The scariest part of that grilled cheese
was that it had no mold or disentigration after 10 years.

I am NEVER eating Velveeta on Bunny White Bread again...

Stephanie
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 04:05 PM
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4. Looks like someone's been punching the sides of that cow
:7
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 04:15 PM
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9. That could be the mark of the Christian EanaT Ranch
:nuke:
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 04:08 PM
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5. Very Moooving! Thanks!
Truly a divine bovine.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 04:16 PM
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11. Oh UGH!
Another one
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cyn2 Donating Member (438 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 04:10 PM
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6. Thanks for the hint
I just got a clue for the NYT crossword from last night that I couldn't get:

kind of cowed. ___red

sacred!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 04:12 PM
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7. Udderly AMAZING!!
All animals are created equal. Some animals are created more equal than others
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 04:14 PM
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8. Oh UGH!
There are lots of baaaaaaaaaaaad puns...no wait that joke is for sheep
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 04:17 PM
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12. Jesus was nailed to a COW?
bet the pigs milk THAT ONE for all its worth!
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aePrime Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 04:16 PM
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10. I go to an odd school
My school's two main fields are farming/agriculture and engineering. Odd combo. But anyway, we have REAL holy cows here. We have a herd of cows with little windows built into their stomachs. You can even open them up. The cows go on with their lives, oblivious to the fact that they are holy cows.
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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 04:17 PM
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13. Do muslim cows have crescents?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 04:29 PM
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14. no. they are terrorists
silly
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 04:32 PM
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15. those pesky aliens used to just mutilate the cows
now it's waiting for armagedin at Mc-donalds
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VaYallaDawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 04:37 PM
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16. It's simple. She's a crossbreed.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 04:40 PM
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18. Oh
That one hurt
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Rabbit of Caerbannog Donating Member (742 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 04:38 PM
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17. Jesus - it's what's for dinner
I'm going to hell, aren't I
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 04:40 PM
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19. Yes
Yes you are.
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AlFrankenFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 04:44 PM
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20. lmao
Join the club :P
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Plausible Donating Member (386 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 05:10 PM
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21. Cow looks mad
or maybe grazed too much in those wildwood flowers.
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