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WHAT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 06:04 PM
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Some levity: What do you call a mushroom...
that takes you out to a movie and a dinner?...

a Fun Guy (Fungi). ha ha hee hee

5th grade erudition (for the yaks) What is the strongest muscle in the body? A. the tongue (literally and figuratively)

Third grade: (no child left behind) 1 + 1 = BUSH

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WHAT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 06:22 PM
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1. What do you call 2 yalies?...
a coup?

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signmike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 06:36 PM
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2. What's John Holmes' largest organ?
His skin.


Why do chicken coops have two doors?


If they had 4 doors, they's be chicken SEDANS! Mwahahahahahaa!
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WHAT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 06:58 PM
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3. ha ha: How do you make Eli Lilly hormones?...
don't meet with their lobbyists...

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