I am now going to the woodshop to cut wood

[MichaelHarris]

insert your best "got wood" joke here.


ps I'm building a table so don't tell my wife. You ever try to hide a table?

[TrogL]

1. I always wondered why there weren't any "Woody" takeoffs...

on Toy Story

[Richardo]

4. 'Cause it wasn't made by the Shrek team...

Pixar's so much classier.

[MichaelHarris]

10. wasn't there

Porn Story 2? We would have to consult with the Librarian of Porn Matcom

[Debi]

2. Does 'pitching a tent'

count as wood?

[MichaelHarris]

5. as

long as the cat doesn't scratch the "pole"

[brainshrub]

3. I hear Norwegian wood is good.

Isn't it?

[MichaelHarris]

7. only

when I crawl off to sleep in the bath

[name not needed]

6. Hey, wanna see my wood?

It's really long, thick and hard. :D

[MichaelHarris]

8. is that oak or

balsa?

[name not needed]

9. Oak.

[MichaelHarris]

11. Oak,

a good sturdy wood. Timeless, old world styling.

[Debi]

12. Is it oak that got that disease that made it shrivel up and die

or was that Elm?

bet this one kills the thread!:evilgrin:

[MichaelHarris]

13. it's some Elm virus/bug/curse

that croaked alot of trees. I've never used Elm in a project but I've used Bubinga. I just love saying Bubinga.

[porkrind]

14. I am now going to the cheeseshop to cut cheese

or maybe I'll just rip one now.