My dog chews gum

[jdots]

[n2mark]

1. Bet I can top you

my dog eats whatever will go in his mouth. I dropped a Jalepeno on the floor the other day, he ate that. He eats the miniature Reese's Peanut butter cups with the foil on.... he eats gum.

Oh, I bought three pairs of sandals from Mexico, he ate the straps on all three shoes... Could my dog be a goat?

[American Tragedy]

3. My dog ate chicken bones and shrimp shells from the garbage

I think he learned a lesson from the consequent gastrointestinal distress, though.

[edbermac]

2. Big deal...if he blew bubbles THEN I'd be impressed!

:silly:

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4. I'd be REALLY impressed...

if he blew bubbles as it passed out the other end.

[Deja Q]

5. Well, I SWALLOW gum. I bet that rover there only spits it out.

Nyah nyyh nyah-nyah-nayh! :D

[cliss]

6. What a funny thread!

Thanks, J. for the laugh.

[Solon]

7. My dog one time ate the aluminum frame off a broken...

kitchen window. I hit it with a baseball while playing with friends, it was only the thin storm window, but it fell to the ground. We picked up the glass, but left the frame for my dad to pick up. About an hour later, we look in the backyard, and there is Lucky, already halfway through with eating it. I think he was part hyena.

He also used to eat wasps, they would sting his tongue, then he would spit it out, then bite it again. Frogs were also a favorite, especially during the flood of '93. He also TRIED to eat box turtles, and one time almost choked on a baby one. Took me three hours to get that poor thing out of its shell after getting it out of his throat.

[bloodyjack]

8. So what. I can fluently speak four languages AND chew gum

Your dog has nothing on me

[Jose Diablo]

9. It is really sad, my dog died recently

He was sitting there on the crapper, reading the paper as I was shaving. Looking-up he asked me, "Say, is your old man still squaring that upstairs maid?"

Well, I grew so enraged at what he said I stangled that mutt right there on the spot.

Later as I related the sad story to my father, he said to me, "Are you really sure he is dead?"

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

10. My husband says one of the dogs he had as a kid ate

a whole quilt. It was a quilt that they gave the dog to lay down on. I guess it had some gravy on it so the dog decided to eat the whole thing. My husband said he and his dad couldn't figure out what happened to the quilt at first. A day later, they saw a piece of the quilt sticking out of the dog's butt. His dad had to pull the quilt out the dogs butt because the dog couldn't poop it all out.

I guess this same dog also tried to eat live turtles.