oh shit, the love bug has bitten me on the arse

[WindRavenX]

Anyone got some cream for that???
<floats off>

[mr_hat]

1. Do you smoke?

[WindRavenX]

5. Nawwww

I lie about that. But he knows about my heroin and crack habit! :P

[LearnedHand]

2. Well?

{{{stands with arms akimbo}}}

[JohnKleeb]

3. Nah

what happened?

[wtmusic]

4. enjoy the itch

then spray the little bastard

[LearnedHand]

6. Best. Reply. Ever.

What he/she said!

[Book Lover]

7. Here you go

[WindRavenX]

8. is that a real product?

Coz if so, heh.

[Book Lover]

9. Yep

And I wish I had come up with the catchy name first!

[WindRavenX]

10. yeah I'm sure the PR guys love that product

"Butt Paste" Oh lord :crazy:

[bloodyjack]

12. luckily, it has a pleasant scent

[Book Lover]

14. Does it? I haven't gotten any yet

My child's butt is usually in great shape, so no butt paste for that one! Until it falls off and has to be pasted back on, of course...

[bloodyjack]

16. it does. perfectly suited to all your butt-sniffing needs.

[-..__...]

13. I know girls are maturing a lot sooner and younger nowadays...

at least more than they were when I was a kid. But, that baby looks like it needs a B-Cup.

[pk_du]

11. where did you learn such language?

British "Arse" is so much more "to the point" than the soppy American "Ass" dont you think?

[WindRavenX]

15. because UK slang rocks

I find myself using it all the bloody time ;)

[pk_du]

17. so you too must ROFLYFAO when 'Murcans mention

how their Fanny hurts....

and when Brits talk about "rubbers" in the classroom