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pk_du Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 08:12 PM
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I cant control my Vulva !
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 08:14 PM
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1. Uh do you mean uvula?
Funny story, I was in a restaurant and kinda choked a bit and after I was ok, I told my friends "I think I scratched my you-vulva" (I thought it was pronounced like that).

No shit, the friend sitting next to me laughed SO HARD SHE VOMITED on her plate.

It was a rather disgusting night.

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pk_du Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 08:18 PM
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4. LOL...spontaneous laugh/vomit....never seen one but always
wanted to (as long as it wasnt mine)
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 08:32 PM
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10. It's the only time I have ever seen it
and I really didn't think it literally happened. But just for the record, she was already feeling a tad nauseous.

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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 08:19 PM
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5. i have a friend who can puke at will
deliberately puked in an elevator of the Phillip Morris building in NYC once, and deliberately puked on someone else's table in a restaurant once because they were smoking and were belligerent when asked to stop by his wife
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 08:33 PM
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11. Well THAT works, eh? LOL!
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Bill McBlueState Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 08:29 PM
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7. that's classic
I'd pay to have seen that.
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 08:31 PM
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8. It was SO fucking disgusting
she was already feeling kinda nauseous and there we were at a Mexican food restaurant and she's got a plate of nachos and quesadillas and stuff in front of her and she starts laughing and can't stop and just VOMITS her strawberry margarita and whatever she had for lunch everywhere.

I don't normally have a weak stomach, but there were *almost* two people barfing.

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Bill McBlueState Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 08:38 PM
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13. oh yeah, the chain vomit
We had one of those in first grade, where some kid vomited and couple others vomited in a chain reaction. Pretty scarring experience, as I still remember it.
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 08:36 PM
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12. ROTFLMAO
Hahahahaha
Best laugh today! :7
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-..__... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 08:15 PM
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2. Have a mechanic check the steering box or tie rods.
N/T
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Jose Diablo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 08:24 PM
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6. You know, vulva's have been known
to have the spot welds break between the body and the frame too. That could cause a control problem.
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-..__... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 08:32 PM
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9. Might have to get it on a lift and check the undercarriage.
Either that or lube and grease interior fittings with a good pressure pump.
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LeighAnn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 08:16 PM
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3. I hope you meant "Volvo"
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