Lights blinking here in Richmond may lose contact

[underpants]

wife cooking hamburger and potatoes
cats freaked a bit
liquor secure
7 bags of ice
plenty of food
low water pressure
sure W is a lying sham of a human being and horrible president

that is all for now

STOP

[meegbear]

1. Hang in there ...

and have a drink for me! I need a hurricnae party!

[Hubert Flottz]

2. Hang in there dude!

You lived in Hurricane, so you can beat old Isabel no sweat! Keep in touch!

[patdem]

3. I have lost power 3 or 4 times here in Norfolk, the winds are

blustery the rain not so bad, but they say it won't actually hit till 4-5-6??? I hope it gets no worse than this.

[ant]

4. heh

Northern VA here. My cat's lying on the bed looking bored and kind of annoyed that I'm home today. I have the window open, it's raining out - not too hard - and it's a bit windy. So far nothing unusual.

I live by the river, so I moved my car to higher ground in case there's some flooding in the building's parking lot, but from the looks of it I'm the only one who did that. I also bought a six pack and some bananas.

*big yawn*

[underpants]

10. Boy cat knew somehting was up last night

Sundance is pretty smart. The girl, Pepper, doesn't give a rat's a** about anything but chasing shoelaces and the enternal search for bugs (that may or may not exist).

My wife said several co-workers said about the same their pets.

[ant]

13. my cat's kind of stupid

*quickly looking around, leaning in for a whisper*
Don't tell her I said this, but I'd really prefer to have a dog. ;)

[Zolok]

5. Put on your best raspy "Slim Pickens" voice and read

the following out loud:


Cut to: int. Airborne B-52

Kong:

Survival Kit contents check. In them you will find: one 45 caliber automatic, two boxes of ammunition, four days concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination Rooshan phrase book and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred dollars in gold, nine packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings -- shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff....



***
No viagra...geez them old bomber boys had it rough....
Good luck with the storm guy.

[underpants]

6. LOL

Bring it ON!

[Hubert Flottz]

7. Check your PM you may have important news!

From Tom Ridgerunner!

[TioDiego]

9. Hey there? I just saw some skid marks. Are you ok?

[Japhy_Ryder]

8. Wind picking up in Lynchburg

Within the past hour, it's gotten very windy here. Hard rain. Boss has made no mention of sending anyone home as yet.

[TioDiego]

12. It's been windy there for a long, long, time.

Ever since Jerry Falwell got there.

[patdem]

14. We have some property in Charlotte Church

I was thinking about going there to sit out the storm, but it seems that area will get a worse beating then here on Chesapeake Bay in Norfolk? Good Luck. I hope the winds are diminished enough as to not be too damaging.

[Japhy_Ryder]

15. Shouldn't be too bad

They aren't calling for the winds to be too bad here. The potential for flooding is going to be more problematic.

[proud patriot]

11. Take care

:hi:

[arcane1]

16. they JUST closed our home office moments ago

now it's just lonely me on the west coast...


I should say, however, that one of the things I really miss about the east is storms like this :silly:

[underpants]

17. Bad news: Lights went out for about 20 seconds

Good news: She put onions in there with the hamburger and taters

[Hubert Flottz]

18. Got Duct Tape?

You should have ordered some from the Home Despot in Baghdad last week! Only $98909876543212321.95 per roll, free shipping!

[MUAD_DIB]

19. Didn't Chimpy high-tail it to Camp David?

Is he doing anything important there or is he hiding his tail between legs?

[rucky]

20. Remember to pack some clean...

Underpants!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

21. I think I peed a little...

you guys are cracking me up...I'm going to go change my pants. :silly:
Duckie