Ok so we're having a little DU party with about 150 of us and suddenly

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

we all smell this HORRID smell! It's rancid! It's enough to make your eyes water!

Now, in this post describe:

1. What you brought to the party (doesn't have to be a food item)

2. Your reaction to the horrible smell. Don't just go for the obvious....

BONUS! Any possible relationship between what you brought and THAT smell.

PAR-TAY!

[alittlelark]

1. I brought Garlic Stuffed Mushrooms

THAT SMELL.... !! I'll spread the rumor that it was HeyHey's 2 week old shirt (and underwear???)

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

4. Good one

I heard they are rather nasty. HeyHey's underwear, that is, not your mushrooms!

[Bill McBlueState]

2. this is hard!

hold on, lemme think....

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

3. Take your time sweetie....we'll just mingle....

[Bill McBlueState]

14. I brought Sam Adams Triple Bock

The best beer ever...

And the smell? Gotta be due to chemtrails, somehow. I was just in the meeting room, so I am now a true believer.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

20. THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT CHEMTRAILS IN THE MEETING ROOM?

How did I miss that? I love chemtrail talk! That takes me back to my BIG time tinfoil hat days!

Wheee!

[Bill McBlueState]

23. oh yeah, best thread ever.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=111&topic_id=40905&mesg_id=40905

I do what I'm told... -http://www.homestarrunner.com/vcr_homsar.html">Homsar

[bigwillq]

5. I bought a case of Heineken

My reaction to the smell is: I faint and fall down the stairs after tripping over Moonbeam's kids' toys that were scattered all over the room.

I fall flat on my face, I might've even broken my nose. There is some blood dripping from my nose that runs onto Moonbean's living room carpet. She gets pissed at me and starts throwing those stuffed mushrooms at me.

She doesn't even bother to help me up. Mr. Moonbeam does however and I get blood on his nice white shirt. He gets pissed at me and starts hitting me over the head with one of my Heineken bottles.

I stay, however, and get really hammered. Me and Mr. and Mrs. Moonbeam end up making up after someone brings laced brownies and we eat the whole tray!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

9. Now THAT sounds like fun!

Except we live in a one story house, our daughter is too old to have toys everywhere, I can't remember the last time I saw Mr. in a white shirt, we don't have carpet (stained concrete floors) and I would NEVER yell at you for that1

But the brownies sound scrummy!!!! Do tell!

[bigwillq]

13. So the brownies are laced with marijuana

and Me and Mr. and Mrs. Moonbeam end up eating the whole tray.

We get really silly, I mean really silly. We find a stash of water pistols and start shooting everyone.

Then we decide to have a water balloon toss and then an egg toss but instead of gently tossing the eggs, we start to throw the eggs all over the beautiful one story house with stained concrete floors.

Mr. Moonbeam throws one so hard, it breaks a window and we find out how Mrs. Moonbeam got the name "Moon", if you know what I mean!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

18. You really should write stories more often

you are quite good at it! I enjoyed that!

[Malebolgia]

6. I brought a ground-up stink/dung beetle smoothie.

My reaction to the smell was "mmmm...smells good!"

:silly:

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

10. And then Moonbeam kicks Kraven out

:scared:

[Malebolgia]

11. Hey now...

it's not all that bad. Add a shot of tequila and it tastes great!

[phaseolus]

7. microwave popcorn, fake butter flavor!

reaction -- death by chronic lung disease

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

17. Wow

does it happen quickly or do you die years later?

[philosophie_en_rose]

8. what IS that smell?

1. I brought my freeper ex-boyfriend.

2. I ignore the smell rather well. Eau de cerveau de le freeper is a common smell around intelligent democrats.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

16. That made me giggle.

That must be the smell that is my constant companion living here in Texas like I do.

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Well, obviously, it's me, because I'm not cool enough

I'm the guy that gets invited out of pity, right? So, there I am, I show up, everyone's fucking disappointed because I actually showed up, and then the party just goes to shit.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

15. Oh damn

I thought you WERE cool. Shit. Now who was I getting you confused with?

And where did the smell come from?

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. Well, the smell could be from the dead librarian I brought with me

:evilgrin:

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

21. Oh

um, that answer was a little.......scary.

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. Not as scary as what I have in the trunk

It's best that you don't ask about that.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

24. Oh goody, I want to play!!!!

I brought my famous veggie tray, with my special spinach dip. (yummy) The tray is missing the broccoli spears, I know I bought them, but they were nowhere to be found when I assembled the tray.

Little did I know that Agent Mike had broken into my house and eaten the broccoli while I was in the shower. Seems he has some odd broccoli fetish thing we had best not go into here. Agent Mike then tails me to the party where he is lurking outside the patio door spying on the radical DUer’s inside.

The breeze blowing in from the patio is tainted with the flatulence of Agent Mike.

As we all start looking around for the source of the stench, Moonbeam Starlight exclaims, “OK, who brought the freeper!”, having spotted Agent Mike on the patio. Agent Mike makes a run for it only to catch his trousers on the privacy fence baring his own private moonbeam for all to see.


edit: spelling

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

25. ROFL

VERY nice story! Who is Agent Mike? Someone who posts here? Is he really a freeper?

[Lone_Star_Dem]

26. It's a running joke about an FBI agent that looked into BevHarris

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

27. EWWWWWWW....FREEPER STINKER!!

1. Brought nachos.
2. What the Cheney is that smell??? Do I offend (sniffs underarm)?

I'm guessing the smell is from a freeper who infiltrated the party. Skinner immediately bounces his ass out...and it's KKKARL ROVE!! LOSER BOY CAN'T PARTY WITH US!!!