Me...skatin' for Jesus

[dolo amber]

I do what I can, y'know...O8)

[Oreo]

1. Jesus....skating

http://backyard.homeunix.net:8080/~ben/docs/rec/humour/jesus-hockey-player.jpg
Jesus shoots... HE SCORES!!!!

Man I love that one

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

8. OK.. where did you find that picture?

I love these type of pictures that show Jesus doing random modern day activities. They're funny because they're just so bizarre.

[dolo amber]

9. Er....that the artist's

(or perhaps a drunken me's) rendition of me. But thanks for the Jesus comparison, I'm gonna put that on my resume.

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

10. I was talking about the Jesus playing hockey picture...

:)

[dolo amber]

11. I knew that

I was just seeing if you did...yeah...:think:

:D

[BigMcLargehuge]

13. how about this one?

[Oreo]

14. Can't remember

I saw it a long time ago on a hockey website.

You can just do a google search for jesus +hockey
They actually have little jesus hockey figurines.

Ain't it great?

[NightTrain]

2. In San Diego, there's a rabbi who surfs for Judaism.

To wit:

Ultra-Orthodox California rabbi Nachum Shifren, 53, cuts a dashing figure on the beach at Malibu, where he is the legendary surfer "Shifty," easily spottable on 20-foot waves by his long beard, according to a September profile in the San Diego Union-Tribune. In his spare time (he says he is ready to ride 24/6, allowing for the Sabbath), he has conducted "Passover surfaris" and beach bar-mitzvahs, and his lectures on Deuteronomy include the observation that "surf punks" paddled out into the Red Sea during the Jews' exodus from Egypt. "(T)he whole religious experience," he told the reporter, "the outer body experience, is encompassed in the act of surfing." (San Diego Union-Tribune, 9-23-04)

[dolo amber]

3. Better than

the Circle Jerks "Killing for Jesus", I reckon...:shrug:

(Actually, that song RAWKS!:D)

[Wat_Tyler]

4. And this saves Mankind from eternal sin how?

[dolo amber]

5. Because it make you have no lust in your heart

I hear the Christians are big on that. :D

[Taverner]

6. But what if the act of sketch drawing causes your right eye to sin???

Does that not mean we should burn the artist?

[dolo amber]

7. I have no healthy fear of fire

Do your worst, Philistine. :P

[Unstuck In Time]

12. Tu-tu's and tippy-toes for Jesus...