It's time for...FREEPER JOKES!

[NightTrain]

Q: What has 32 teeth and an I.Q. of 200?
A: Eight freepers.

Q: Why did the freeper tip-toe past his medicine cabniet?
A: So he wouldn't awaken the sleeping pills.

Q: How can you tell there's a freeper at a cockfight?
A: He enters the duck.
Q: How can you tell there's another freeper at the cockfight?
A: He bets on the duck.
Q: How can you tell that Karl Rove was involved in the cockfight?
A: The duck wins.

OK, now it's your turn!

[jdonaldball]

1. What do you get when you cross breed a Freeper with a pig?

Nothing! There's some things even a pig won't do!

[CO Liberal]

7. Or You Get a Dirty Look From The Pig....

:-)

[CaptainCorc]

2. LOL n/t

[buff2]

3. Here's one....

The most ineffective freeper G-man of the year has to be the FBI agent who was told to keep tabs on the leader of the Gay Militant League and blew the assignment. x(

[redsoxliberal]

4. i love the cock fight one.

[joefree1]

5. Twenty six signs you've married a freeper

26. Gives a dollar to a homeless person and asks for change.
25. Says "ditto," "that's so PC," or "I don't give a rats ass" constantly.
24. Owns an SUV that gets 10 MPG and 20 "sport" guns plus $200.00 hiking shoes but hasn't been out of suburbia since boyscouts as a kid.
23. Getting close to nature means a country drive in a Suburban.
22. Tries to convince you that Jesus was a capitalist.
21. Calls it slave labor in Cuba but "right to work" in China.
20. Conserves passion (ergo "Compassionate Conservative").
19. Worse case scenario; Global warming means his Arizona ranch will have beach front property.
18. Believes school prayer is free speech as long as it is done to the "right" god.
17. Outraged by welfare mothers but weepy for corporate welfare.
16. His/her solution to the school shooting problem is to arm all the kids so everyone has a fair chance.
15. Pro life but pro tobacco, pro guns, pro nuclear, and pro death penalty.
14. In your wedding vows, "love, honor, and cherish" were replaced with "condescend, enrich, and respect his/her freshly starched pajama suits."
13. His white T-shirt has a pointy hood.
12. Supported Bush for President in 2000, because he promised to lead us into the 20th century.
11. Cheats on your taxes, then donates the refund check to the Moral Majority.
10. Has the National Rifle Association on speed dial.
9. Delays your funeral until the estate tax is repealed.
8. Every time you try to get frisky, she asks why you can't be more like Bob Dole.
7. Whenever you have to make a tough decision, she mutters "What would Nancy Reagan do?"
6. Refers to your children as "deduction one and deduction two."
5. Refers to sex as "the once a year duty to berth more Republicans."
4. At the height of passion, cries out, "Exploit my natural resources!!!"
3. Blames the Holocaust on failed attempts to restrict German gun rights.
2. Constantly scolds your dog by screeching, "dirty little nudist animal"
And the Number 1 Sign You're Married to a Conservative...
1. He/She's got the kids playing "slumlords exploit tenant revenue streams" again.


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[Zuni]

10. I say 'I don't give a rats ass' and I am a slumlord

I resent the bad image the media gives us slumlords.

[jdonaldball]

6. What did the rat say when he saw a Freeper talking to a cockroach?

The rat lost all respect for the cockroach.

[CO Liberal]

8. Why Wasn't Jesus Born in Freeperland?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

:-)

[EstimatedProphet]

9. What do you have if you have 46 freepers in one room?

A full genetic complement.

[sasquatch]

11. How do you circumsize a FReeper?

Kick his sister in jaw.

[sasquatch]

12. You know how a pig is different from a FReeper?

The pig doesn't stay up all night to figure out how to have sex with the FReeper.

[sasquatch]

13. Kick

[FizzFuzz]

14. COCKfight....ENTERS the duck

ooooo, did I ever misinterpret that one............