I kicked Buffy the Vampire Slayer's ass. Ask me anything!

[Dukakis88]

She looks like hot stuff on the TV, but in person, Buffy the Vampire Slayer is not quite the formidable opponent she appears to be.

My plan of attack was simple. I saw her coming down the street, and ducked behind a hedge, to hedge my bets. Then, when she was just past me, I came up behind and kicked her in the back of the head with Doc Martens boots several times. I WON THE FIGHT!

The weird part is that in person she looks a lot like a ten year old girl. But I'm sure this is an illusion of some part. She fought much too valiantly to be a mere ten-year-old girl on her way home from school, even if she did look just like the neighbor's daughter come to think of it. Well, she won't be slaying any more vampires around here for awhile, not with that neck brace.

I AM COOLE.

[Malebolgia]

1. I'm a vampire.

She's nothing to me. :D