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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 01:25 AM
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Oh, hey, guys... I may be moving into a house with two beautiful women
Within the next couple of months. One of my friend's roomys may be leaving and they are giving me dibs.

ANy guys ever been in the situation before.

How do you deal with it? Does your maleness go overdrive and force you to take cold showers often?
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 01:26 AM
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1. Much hilarity to ensue!
Just don't let Mr. Ferley know that you're not...you know...
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 01:26 AM
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2. HEyHEY's harem is born
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 01:28 AM
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5. Two Journalists too
Brains and looks!

I'm just worried about certain things, like, I sleep nude...sometimes if I gotta pee in the middle of the night I just go to the washroom.
So like what if I'm in the hallway naked and one walks outta the kitchen or something?
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 01:32 AM
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12. Give them the respect you would expect in return.
Simple. Been there. Done that.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 01:34 AM
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15. I expect no respect though - I'm scum!
;-)

Well that is not question as we already have that as a working component in our friendship
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 01:38 AM
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16. Are they a little scummy too?
Beautiful, yet scummy...a winning combination!
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 01:39 AM
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17. I wish - no they are two very upstanding young women
Making me lust even more....


Truly though, they are great girls. One of them I hold more respect for than many people I know. The other is younger but very cool.
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Ready4Change Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 01:57 AM
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18. Think of it this way.
If you thought one of them was ugly, would you want her wandering around nude? Doubt it. You'd probably consider that to be rude and unthoughtful, or thoughtful, but with thoughts you don't appreciate. So put something on before you leave your room.

If they think you're cute and want you wandering around nude, they'll let you know.

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Berserker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 01:29 AM
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10. Just don't turn into
Cliff Clavin.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 01:33 AM
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14. Already am!
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Melodybe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 01:27 AM
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3. Did you ever see Three's Company? I guess that would answer your
question, but I'm a girl and I have no clue.

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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 01:27 AM
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4. Is your new landlord called
Mr Roper?
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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 01:28 AM
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6. or Ferley? (Nt)
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 01:29 AM
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8. No, Mr. James, why?
Just kidding

Well, it's not official yet, I'm taking that suit for now, but my friend call me tonight and said it looks as though the roomy is moving out.
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bullimiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 01:28 AM
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7. Threes Company
Hmm Jack had to pretend he was gay, didnt seem to work out all that well.
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 01:29 AM
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9. Ever watch Three's Company?
Enough said. ;)
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lazarus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 01:31 AM
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11. Sort of
I've been in a similar situation.

I'd make sure to have some ground rules established regarding things like privacy. The house I was in had multiple people of both sexes, some partners, some not. The rules when I stayed there were already in place: Nudity happens, and privacy is what you make it. If you're going to freak out, take extra steps, etc.

The first time I had a girl walk in on me in the shower (no curtain, either), use the bathroom, and leave, carrying on a conversation with me the whole time, was enough to get that concept firmly planted in my head.

Of course, we were all very, very liberal. Hippies, one might say. :D
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 01:33 AM
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13. I think one of the reason the roomy is leaving
Is cause there was some foolin' round and fallout with one of them
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lazarus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 03:23 AM
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19. There ya go
Best reason not to get into it.

Girlfriends are (relatively) easy to find; roommates aren't.
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Abelman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 03:39 AM
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20. Come and knock on our doooooor...
We've been waiting for yoooooouuu!

Sing it!
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dancing kali Donating Member (485 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 04:15 AM
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21. Get yourself a bathrobe for those
late night forays to the bathroom and don't forget to put the seat down.

The rest should be the same any other communal living arrangements.
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Hawkeye Pierce Donating Member (131 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 05:31 AM
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22. change your name to jack tripper.
:)
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 07:58 AM
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23. I was gonna post a Three's Company joke...
but it seems that I have been beaten to the punch!
:crazy:
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 08:25 AM
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24. don't use words like menage-a-trois
in conversation or ask if you can watch them in bed together next time or your rent may double or they will kick you out!
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Rabbit of Caerbannog Donating Member (742 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 08:47 AM
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25. Serious cold
showers. I lived for a time with two lovely ladies - one a lesbian who brought friends home, the other a hetero who brought her horny boyfriend home. Thin walls. Squeeky matresses. Me without a girlfriend of my own.
Nuff said x(
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