To all draft age DUer's, I have a plan...

[Lone_Star_Dem]

OK, think of this as an alternative if you can't get into Canada.

I am going to bury a bus in my backyard (5 acres)! Think of it as Anne Frank ala Waco. Then we will do a little underground RR thing to Mexico.

Now to start digging. :) Anyone have a bus laying around?

[JVS]

1. Hmmm, spend the next few years in Sweden or a strinky buried bus in Texas

Let me have a moment to think this over.

Ok, hej då (that's Swedish for goodbye)

[Lone_Star_Dem]

3. LOL, hey, did I say it was perfect!

Just think of the cheap margarita's in Mexico!

You know what, I think I may just send my daughter to Sweden too!

[LiberalVoice]

9. is it easy to get into sweden or somehting?

just curious...

[JVS]

10. I don't know. But they granted asylum to deserters during nam

[murielm99]

13. I bet they won't be the only ones to make it easy if we have

a draft.

Most of the world hates our war in Iraq. They may welcome dissenters.

[Winamericaback]

2. LMAO!

What a plan..

you can get a bus at any junkyard.. just so you know.

If they DO institute a draft I'm going to solve the problwm very easily and enroll in some college classes, as will my Fiancee.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

5. Don't think that will save you.

The buzz is that there will be no college exclusion this time.

Should I reserve you smoking or nonsmoking seats?

[Winamericaback]

8. Oh if that's the case

2 for smoking please ;)

[bloodyjack]

4. sounds more like Escape From Alcatraz à la Partridge Family

how convenient that we live in the same state

still, my dad's told me: in case of draft, the 'rents will send me to study abroad in Europe or possibly India

appreciate the offer though

[Lone_Star_Dem]

6. I like your name for it much better! LOL

[AnIndependentTexan]

7. I'm already safe from the draft

I'm 23, but I have a medical excuse that prevents me from it. It is on record that if I lift to much I could have a stroke. If I attempted weight lifting I could have a stroke. I have a very rare case where my blood vessels are aligned different. My doctor was amazed that I was even alive. He wanted to publish my medical record. So I believe I am safe.

Of course I really don't want to do this but if plan A fails I have a plan B and plan C. I'll tell them I'm glad I am gay as plan B and risk getting stoned to death or plan c I'll become a woman. I figure SRS is a lot less painful then loosing a arm and a leg in Iraq. Besides I figure I will make one ugly woman so I wouldn't have to worry about guys picking me up. That way plan C will keep me safe from being gay. I'll just loose my manhood in the process.

BTW, I'm teasing about plan B and C. Although I bet it would work if anyone out there wants to try it who is draft age. I hear they will let you in Canada too because they have better doctors for it there.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

11. Plan B and C were too funny!

However, plan A (which will keep you out) sucks. I'm sorry, dude. It's still better then the Bushco Army!

[AnIndependentTexan]

14. actually I love the fact that they found it out

I'm already to lazy for my own good. I'm a web designer so it isn't like it effects my working.

[StrongbadTehAwesome]

12. I know it's a joke, but plan C wouldn't save ya anyway

like the college exception, the gender rule is supposed to be out the window this time too.

[readmylips]

15. I told my nephew to go dressed as a woman...

in high heels, makeup and all. He'll make an ugly dressed up man and probably sent him off to the gas chamber.

[huellewig]

16. My uncle is a Congressmen..

Don't worry about me.

[GingerSnaps]

17. Gee Thanks

I have a raisin stuck in my throat right now because of your message :cry: LOL

[ET Awful]

18. Just walk in to the shrink wherever you are, just walk in and say

"Shrink, You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant.". And walk out. You know, if one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick and they won't take him.

And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both queer and they won't take either of them.

And if three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out. They may think it's an organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day,I said fifty people a day walking in singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out. And friends they may thinks it's a movement.

And that's what it is , the Alice's Restaurant Anti-Massacree movement, and all you got to do to join is sing it the next time it come's around on the guitar.