I Hereby Nominate BigMcLargehuge "Funniest MoFo Lounge Thread Locker"!

[matcom]

:toast:

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. I'd like to thank my wife, Mrs. McLargehuge

my agent Dr. Chad Sexinton, all the little people who made this possible, the caterer, that guy, who... wore a shirt once... and um... helped me fix the tire on my lawn tractor... gush gush... you like me you REALLY LIKE ME... sniffle.

[jpgray]

2. But remember--to matcom, "nominate" signifies a grotesque sex act

But then, to matcom most verbs signifiy a grotesque sex act.

:shrug:

[arwalden]

3. Oooh! Nominate me! I Want To Be Nominated! Let's Nominate!!

I'm a good nominator!

[jpgray]

4. Then nominate you I shall, Allen

I shall nominate you vigorously, as if it were the case that you owed me money.

:dunce:

(See what's happening? People will now be trolling the Lounge to experience a unique BigMcLargehuge lock. He will burn out, turn to substance abuse and become a Lock Casualty--talked about but rarely seen.)

[BigMcLargehuge]

6. I've considered trying

the whole Jim Morrison thing, at least it will give despondent teenagers a place to spraypaint their own feeble lock messages on my tomb...

:hi:

[arwalden]

14. Oooh! Nice! You've Nominated Before, Haven't You?

This isn't your first nomination.

BUT WAIT!! Do we need someone to SECOND the nomination? Does that mean we're in for a little little 3-way action, or that it will just be a "watcher"?

[matcom]

15. seconded Allen

YOU decide my role ;)

[jpgray]

16. First we need a quorum of Lounge sex thread offenders

They need to vote on the nomination. Then we need a Mod tribunal to decide if we are appropriately appealing to the prurient interest of Lounge goers everywhere. Then we go to it. Who owns a fresh jar of peanut butter?

[matcom]

18. what a COINCIDENCE!

:7

[WoodrowFan]

27. we're only missing

VelmaD and Magicrat I think for a quorum.

[arwalden]

19. (Contemplating The Possibilities)

Oh dear!

[WoodrowFan]

26. geeze dude

first you applaud open penis displays in movies, now you're coming on to Matcom... what are you? Ga.... um, wait., oh yeah.

heh

heh

umm

Never mind...

um, so, um,, you want to go to the meeting room and make fun of horoscopes???

[arwalden]

30. I know... scary huh?

[WoodrowFan]

31. that explains why

that explains why your spouse is another guy. I was WONDERING about that.. :silly:

(I am teasing of course ya nut)

[arwalden]

32. :-)

[WoodrowFan]

24. maybe just sloppy seconds

"buttered bun"

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

35. You are...

[Renew Deal]

7. You said sex

The mods need to be moderated. What has this world come to?

[matcom]

8. you have a problem now BMLH

you have set the precedent. we expect greater things from you with EVERY locked thread :D

[BigMcLargehuge]

9. LOL... uh oh

PS... there is another one floating around this morning.

[matcom]

11. the REAL question here is:

by nominating you (and obviously sucking up) i have positioned myself immune to ALL thread locking right?

i mean i can start ANY thread i want now in the lounge cause there is NO WAY you would now lock MY threads! :D

am i correct oh masterful (and terribly good looking) one?

:evilgrin:

[BigMcLargehuge]

12. I don't see any money

so no

[matcom]

13. *sigh*

my good looks and nice ass apparently don't get me as far as they used to :cry:

[jpgray]

20. You've changed, man

It used to be about the locks.

:cry:

[BigMcLargehuge]

21. yeah, but if I'm going to not lock and deprive the loungers of

a funny lock message... I think matcom should offer a kickback.

Don't you?

[matcom]

22. yeah but I have a current thread with the word PENIS

:D

and its a legit "news" story!

nah, nah, nah, nanah, nah

:bounce:

[BigMcLargehuge]

23. I've been thinking of a reply to that news story all morning...

LOL

[matcom]

33. and now you have

and it gives me a chance to :kick: this :D

[Wat_Tyler]

5. I'm Wat Tyler and I approve this message.

[neebob]

10. Yeah, and I'd like to add

Fastest Indignant-Response-to-an-Individual-on-a-Locked-Thread-I-Guess-Because-it-was-Perceived-as-a-Flame-War-Thread Deleter. Perhaps I'll write a parable to make a crazy point about it.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

17. When I have a thread locked I like it locked by Big

[WoodrowFan]

25. isn't that a Bud Light Ad

"Real Men of Genius, this week we salute you, Mr. Funny Thread Locker..."

[jukes]

28. frankly, i'm hurt....

don't think mr. big has lokt me EVER.

i am *not* being sufficiently repressed by the Man.

i will be lurking in the shadows, seeking an oportunity to string out that tripwire now...

[miss_kitty]

29. I've ALWAYS thought that very thing and said so in the past

except when it was MY thread. :(

[matcom]

34. evening bounce

:bounce:

[jukes]

36. let's crank this back up...

:kick:

[matcom]

37. ok

:D

[HEyHEY]

38. Yes, he's broken many boundries for smart asses

Used to be a moderator had to be all business, and smartasses weren't welcome in the industry, now, that's changing.

[matcom]

39. he is a true visionary

can a Nike endorsement be far behind? me thinks not.