Anyone have any good oxymorons?

[madinmaryland]

These are the ones that I have heard:

Deafening silence.
Military Intelligence.
Redneck socialist.

[Worst Username Ever]

1. President Bush

[billyoc]

4. GOP reform n/t

[madinmaryland]

9. I asked for Oxymorons not just plain morons.

That's why limpbutt qualifies.
:evilgrin:

[Worst Username Ever]

12. If Bush is not really the president,

is "president bush" not an oxymoron?

[Roon]

2. microsoft works eom

[pintobean]

21. I like that one. n/t

[Midlodemocrat]

3. compassionate conservative

[Webster Green]

5. Rush Limbaugh

Certainly qualifies

[Nag Champa]

13. Rush would be an Oxy Moran though...close. n/t

[Ctrl_Alt_Del]

27. A moron on oxycontin?

Eh, close enough...

[meegbear]

6. Fox News

[seafey]

7. United States.

[Claire Beth]

17. good one....

and sadly true.

[tk2kewl]

8. Dick Cheney

oh, wait. Oxymoron is when the words mean the opposite, right?

never mind.

[On the Road]

10. "How am I Not Myself?"

[BlueStatesForever]

11. Republican Ethics n/t

[flvegan]

14. Jumbo shrimp

Always made me laugh.

[billyoc]

15. Smart Bombs. n/t

[Nag Champa]

16. Compassionate Conservative

[Bertha Venation]

18. Vista View (the name of the jr high school my nephew went to)

[madinmaryland]

19. Don't vista and view mean the same thing? n/t

[Bertha Venation]

22. yes, and duh, i just realized: it's not an oxymoron: it's redundant.

:dunce:

[raggedcompany]

20. New & Improved

Virtual reality
Fresh frozen

[Sabriel]

23. Private Education n/t

[qnr]

24. jumbo shrimp

That used to be the name of the ship's newspaper I put out on our trips to Antarctica. "The Oxymoron" subtitled "or, 'Old News'"

[izzie]

25. The old Maine one. Wicked Good.

:shrug:

[Rjnerd]

26. Management Science

Campaign Organization (I have worked too many of them, a clear pattern has emerged)

Republican ethics