serious question about homosexuality

[WoodrowFan]

do gay men get toasters for recruiting like lesbians do? and if they don't want a toaster can they request another appliance, like maybe a blender, or at least a toaster that does bagels?? If you're really good at recruiting can you get like, a big toaster that does 4 slices at a time??

thanks...

[meegbear]

1. serious answer

No.
No.
Yes.

[WoodrowFan]

5. what if they only turn bi??

do you get a smaller appliance or the same appliance but you can only use it 1/2 the time??

[meegbear]

12. Half the time depending on who they were with the night before

but if you submit a YG-352.0f form the day before, you can use it the next day regardless of who you were with.

[unfrigginreal]

2. I've only gotten a couple of ink pens

Can't speak for anyone else though.

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. arwalden once promised me an entire deluxe gourmet kitchen if I would

hand over MrG...I think it depends upon the collateral. ;)

[Rockholm]

4. The memo I got said we stopped toasters.

I was dated 1997. I think guys now get a gift certificate at Bloomingdale's. Lesbians get a "free rental" from U-Haul.

[Placebo]

6. Tote bags, it's alllll about the tote bags.

[WoodrowFan]

7. like PBS?? cool.

[Placebo]

11. JUST like PBS.

[WoodrowFan]

14. so who had the idea first?

PBS or you guys?? Does this have anything to do on why Tucker Carlson has a PBS show now?

[Placebo]

17. Tucker Carlson does = the homogay.

This is true.

[readmylips]

8. You can get a job with the bush people...

like Mary cheney.

[Nag Champa]

9. Thats the problem with the "homosexual agenda"

The prizes aren't good enough. I'll switch over when they start with the 5-year CD's.

[WoodrowFan]

10. I heard they're offering Hummers now.

what?!?

[meegbear]

13. LOL!!

[northzax]

15. it is my normal policy to not aknowledge

bad puns. I make an exception for that one, but I now have to clean off my keyboard, thanks.

[Nag Champa]

16. LOL! OK...I'm in.

But if they start givin' away SUVs in the future...I want one of those too.

[Beer Snob-50]

20. that may get this thread locked!!!

[WoodrowFan]

21. why

they don't like big SUVs???

[Beer Snob-50]

22. i guess i just am a perv... nt

[WoodrowFan]

24. I think it needs wheel work tho

cause I heard something about a "rimjob"


what?!?!?

[WoodrowFan]

18. going to go buy lunch now

talk amongst yourselves....

[yellowcanine]

19. I believe the payoff is usually "in kind" services. But I am sure it

varies from one gay cell to another. Each cell modifies the AGENDA according to local needs.

[WoodrowFan]

23. gay cells?

is that like those friends and family cell phone plans??

[motely36]

25. hmmm...

a phone plan where you can talk to another gay person for free for as long as you like.

How do I join?

[JeffInRick]

26. Personal satisfaction....

...the most powerful motivator.

[SnowBack]

27. I've been working towards a Weber BBQ

I"ve been pretty successful in the Castro and the Village so far...

Next stop, the RED states!


:toast:

[ldf]

28. it's always puzzled me, so i don't understand....

it would seem like when you "recruit" a person, the "recruited person" would get the toaster, for coming over to our side.

if the "recruiter" gets the toaster, then extremely effective recruiters would have a housefull of toasters.

right? that doesn't seem like an efficient way to pass out our welcoming goodies.

so, it would only make sense that one person could only get a toaster, for the very first time they decided to take up the same sex boom boom lifestyle.

and backslideing just to be re-recruited, usually around xmas, so additional toasters would be available for gift giving, would be frowned upon.

just my .02 worth....

:grouphug: since everyone knows we are into orgies....

[WoodrowFan]

30. maybe you're supposed to

maybe you're supposed to use the toaster to entice the next target for recruitment. The obviously homosexual sexual imagery involved in making toast would be a strong signal.

[ronnykmarshall]

29. We are putting out a new catalog.

Since we are now in "pledge month" we have a list of gift items. With the election results, we have voted to recruit more than ever.

We expect by the end of 2005 to have increase our numbers by over 3.72 million in the United States alone. Are major targets are:

1. Gyms in small to mid size cities.

2. All shopping malls.

3. Community Colleges.

4. Gap Stores.


I can not expose our tactics, since I know that "they" are monitoring this board. But we have been developing this new aggressive approach since the late 1980's.

All I can say is that it involves subliminal suggestions (via TV, Radio or any type of public broadcasts including Cd's, DVDs and film), mind controlling airborne drugs (via basic household products).

It's new day! The gay agenda is now in full force. You are all powerless.!





FYI - All of our gifts in our rewards catalog are from France.