Post a memorable movie line...

[pdx_prog]

I will start...


"Run Forrest, RUN!"

[WoodrowFan]

1. badges??? (nt)

[eek]

9. wow! how odd but I was going with the "badges" line too!

does that say something about the DU zeitgeist?

We really *dont* need no steenking badges, it seems!

[CornField]

52. self-delete

Wrong spot... bad day... *sigh*

[Strawman]

97. Badgers? Badgers?

We don't need no stinking Badgers!

Raul Hernandez (Raul's Wild Kingdom) in UHF

[spatlese]

2. You had me at hello...

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. Stryker, Stryker, Stryker...

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

4. "It's my snake, I trained it, I get to eat it!"

from The Road Warrior

[Scairp]

5. "I was just inches from a clean getaway".

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. Social...demented and sad...but social.

:hi:

[desertalien]

17. Life's to serious to be so serious.

The Way We Were.

[Phillycat]

29. "Brian: You wear tights?

Andrew: No, I do not wear tights. I wear the required uniform.
Brian: Tights.
Andrew: Shut up!"

[Worst Username Ever]

7. BULLshit! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

Private Pyle!

[KurtNYC]

8. Apocalypse Now

We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "f*ck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!

[Estel]

12. Also...

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

[eek]

14. so he's got that whole enlightenment thing goin' for him.

Which is nice.









(approximately)

[SnohoDem]

105. delete

[barb162]

91. I love the smell of napalm in the morning...it smells of victory

[WoodrowFan]

10. dog and cats living together!!

back off man, Im a scientist.

[Worst Username Ever]

11. It's the staypuft marshmallow man!

[Bertha Venation]

"Yes. It's true. This man has no dick."

[Worst Username Ever]

13. The fall will probably kill ya.

butch cassidy.

[miss_kitty]

15. "What's this, then?

"Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?"

[derrald]

16. Uhhhhh, derogatory?

Uh, yeah, he's great... - Rocky II

[lpbk2713]

18. I don't think we're in Kansas any more.

[BurtWorm]

19. She's my sister. (slap) She's my daughter. (slap) My sister, my daughter.

You're a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses.

[BurtWorm]

32. "You're dumber than you think I think you are. "

"You may think you know what you're dealing with, but, believe me, you don't."

[flygal]

86. Relax Jake - it's Chinatown

[TransitJohn]

20. "Hokie tricks

and ancient religions are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."

[cyberswede]

21. from North by Northwest...

"Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself "slightly" killed." - Roger Thornhill (Cary Grant)

[NamVetsWeeLass]

22. What ARE you????

(two comebacks)

"I'm Pissed off is what I am!" Alan Rickman, The Metatron--Dogma

"I'm Complicated..." Stuart Townsend, Dorian Gray-- LXG

Another Fave: The X Men...

Logan-Wolverine: Whoa whoa whoa, Don't shoot, It's really me...

Scott-Cyclops: PROVE IT!

Logan-Wolverine: You're a Dick.

Scott-Cyclops: Yep, It's you.

Oh and a Note: Hugh Jackman :loveya: :wow:

[sans qualia]

78. "I'm an immortal, not a gazelle!"

They gave Dorian Gray a couple of memorable lines.

[xpunkisneatx]

119. :sigh: Hugh Jackman :)

:loveya:

[NamVetsWeeLass]

123. ^5 and welcome to DU

:hi: Hugh :loveya:

[cyberswede]

23. and appropriate to my avatar...

"But now, we have come almost to the end. One last step. And then when I take power, they will be pulled down and ground into dirt for what they did to you. And what they did in so contemptuously underestimating me." - Mrs. Iselin (Angela Lansbury)

[tishaLA]

153. You are to shoot

the presidential nominee through the head. And Johnny will rise gallantly to his feet and lift Ben Arthur's body in his arms, stand in front of the microphones and begin to speak. The speech is short. But it's the most rousing speech I've ever read. It's been worked on, here and in Russia, on and off, for over eight years. I shall force someone to take the body away from him and Johnny will really hit those microphones and those cameras with blood all over him, fighting off anyone who tries to help him, defending America even if it means his own death, rallying a nation of television viewers to hysteria, to sweep us up into the White House with powers that will make martial law seem like anarchy!

[Eagle_Eye]

24. HIT IT!

'It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses... Hit it!'
The Blues Brothers

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

109. "We're on a mission from God"

[Not_Giving_Up]

25. From Delores Claiborne...

"Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hang on to."

The working woman's theme

[SemiCharmedQuark]

26. Get Busy Living, or Get Busy Dying

[Bertha Venation]

27. "You slut."

Bill Murray to Dustin Hoffman in "Tootsie."

[CO Liberal]

28. "Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn."

Gone With The Wind, 1939.

[kmla]

30. "Illinois Nazis? I hate Illinois Nazis!"

*Elwood drives over small bridge, causing the Illinois Nazi Party contingent to jump into the water...

[arwalden]

31. No Wire Hangers... EVER!!!

[LDS Jock]

159. Quoting Joan Crawford.. what a queen

:loveya:

[arwalden]

160. "Fasten Your Seatbelts... It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!"

:loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

33. He's so full of shit, we can stick him in the ground and grow

another one just like him...

Ruby, Cold Mountain

[russian33]

34. "Nice...Nice..Not Thrilling, but Nice"

"Here, wash this!"

[arwalden]

167. I Love Dom Delouise!!

[NuckinFutz]

35. Best damn bar-b-que in the state uh Alabama!

Face it, girls. I'm older and I have better insurance.


I do love "Fried Green Tomatoes"

[eddiebrowns]

36. "We're on a mission from God"

and

"Insanity runs in my family - it practically gallops"

[WoodrowFan]

120. I'm not a Brewseter

I'm the son of a seacook!

[Willy Lee]

37. Why don't we do the same thing, but with gophers?

[KarenS]

38. “What if this is as good as it gets?”

Jack Nicholson as Melvin Udall in “As Good As It Gets”

[NuckinFutz]

39. Forrest Gump...

"Thas ma boaoot"

"Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks."

[NuckinFutz]

40. Shane! Come back, Shane!...........n/t

[rock]

41. "Gentlemen, you can't fight here!"

"This is the War Room!"

[GCP]

136. "Gentlemen, we cannot allow a mine-shaft gap"

One of the best films ever.

[Worst Username Ever]

42. "So I got that goin for me."

caddyshack

[DrGonzoLives]

43. I don't what's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is

The Thing

[Worst Username Ever]

44. Say hello to my little friend!

[skygazer]

45. Oh, man, not on the rug!

The Big Lebowski

[ironflange]

46. "Let's get outta here!"

Heard in at least 70% of all movies.

[China_cat]

47. A sentient carrot?

The mind boggles.

From the original "The Thing" with James Arness as the 'thing'.

[auburngrad82]

48. "My, what knockers. "

"Why thank you, Doctor!"

From Young Frankenstein.

Teri Garr was HOT back then.

[eddiebrowns]

51. "I am Frau Blucher"

*horses whinnying*

and

"Stay close to the candles-the staircase can be treacherout"

or

"Soitenly-You take the blonde and I'll take the one in the toiban"

[NuckinFutz]

55. Damn your eyes!.....

Too late!

[auburngrad82]

56. LOL Frau Blucher was too funny!

We walked around whinnying for days after watching it.

[Crankie Avalon]

49. "I look at it this way...

...better king for a night than shmuck for a lifetime."

---Rupert Pupkin, "The King of Comedy"

[Rambis]

50. Nihilists! Fuck me

I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

[stanwyck]

132. Is this your homework, Larry?

my son and I text message each other with lines from The Big Lebowski.

[southpaw]

53. From The Ususal Suspects:

Fenster: "I had a guy's finger up my ass tonight."

Hockney: "What, is it Friday already?"

[CornField]

54. I was born a poor black child.

[NuckinFutz]

59. It's not losing all the money...it's losing all the stuff

But I HAVE a special purpose! You should see it! It's stupendous!

Sir! You're talking to a nigger!

Navin, I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass!

[crispini]

110. "Now I only have two things: my friends and... uh... my thermos."

[stanwyck]

133. It's these cans!

He hates these cans!

[Beer Snob-50]

57. Drop the gun, but don't forget the cannoli

i think that is the line.

[Cadence]

58. "Keep antagonizing me see what happens!"

Good Will Hunting

[Phillycat]

61. "Well, I got her numbah! How you like them apples!"

[Cadence]

81. "You're suspect!"

[Phillycat]

93. "I wanna be a shep-ahd."

I" wanna move up to Nashua, get a nice little spread, get some sheep and tend to dem."

[Crankie Avalon]

60. "Here you go, Chubby...

...go buy yourself a spritzer!"

Cabin Boy

[Rambis]

62. Princess Bride

You only think I guessed wrong - that's what's so funny. I switched glasses when your back was turned. Ha-ha, you fool. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line.". Hahahahahah.

[Amaya]

70. Inconceivable.

Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means, what you think it means.
:)

[Orsino]

80. Heck...

That whole movie is nothing but memorable lines.

[Arkana]

151. "Have fun stormin' the castle, boys!"

"Think it'll work?"

"It'd take a miracle."

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

96. "As you wish".... makes my knees all weak!!

[Phillycat]

98. I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[laheina]

117. self delete

[SnowGoose]

63. Stupid fucking white man!

From "dead man".

I love it because I am one (SFWM).

[bluetrain]

64. Martha, rubbing alcohol for you?

Sure; never mix, never worry.

[barb162]

89. YES!!!! Great line, play, movie, etc.

[DelawareValleyDem]

65. "I want you to hold it between your knees"

Jack Nicholson Five Easy Pieces

[Beware the Beast Man]

66. "I'm gonna let 'em know that Dolemite is my name,

and fuckin' up muthafuckas is my game!"

[yardwork]

67. Fasten your seatbelts. We're in for a bumpy ride.

Bette Davis in "All About Eve"

[NoPasaran]

68. No wire hangers!

[Obamarama]

75. EVER!!!!!!!

[bluetrain]

69. "I don't recognize the past tense."

[Rambis]

71. Don't say nest , don't say egg, those words are forbidden to you

Lost in America-

[rbnyc]

72. I know you gentlemen have been through a lot,

but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!

[sans qualia]

73. I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe...

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those... moments... will be lost, in time... like tears in rain. :cry:

[Obamarama]

74. "The only thing that separates us from the animals..."

"...is our ability to accessorize."

Clairee Belcher (Olympia Dukakis)
Steel Magnolias

[Obamarama]

76. You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?

Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok. Huh?

- Travis Bickle (Robert DeNiro) talking to himself in the mirror, Taxi Driver

[Orsino]

77. "Tennis balls, my liege."

--Brian Blessed as Exeter in Branagh's Henry V.

[Obamarama]

79. "I was born to dominate your sex and avenge my own..."

Marquise Isabelle de Merteuil (Glenn Close), Dangerous Liasons

[Orsino]

82. "There she is!"

"...There she is! And not so wounded as we were led to believe. So much the better."

"Full impulse power, damn you!"

--Ricardo Montalban as Khan, Star Trek II: the Wrath of Khan.

[sans qualia]

84. "Khaaaaaaaaaan!!" (echo) (echo)

[HEyHEY]

83. "Break it up! I'm not running an English boarding school!"

From M*A*S*H

[Obamarama]

85. "What would you do with a brain if you had one?"

Dorothy Gale (Judy Garland) to George Bush....ahhh...ummm...I mean the Scarecrow, in the Wizard of Oz

[flygal]

87. You're not the man I knew ten years ago....

It's not the years, it's the mileage

Raiders of the lost Ark

[SnohoDem]

88. We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here, and ...

we want them now.

[barb162]

92. what movie? never heard the line

[SnohoDem]

100. Withnail & I

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094336

[BurtWorm]

90. "Most of the time, I SLAP it!"

[Beaverhausen]

108. I'm a girl. I'm a girl. I'm a girl...

Jack Lemmon was so great in that film!!!

[crispini]

113. "I'm engaged! I'm engaged!"

"Who's the lucky girl?"
"I am!"

I love that movie.

[Al Dente]

94. "Nice Marmot"

The Big Lebowski

[shayes51]

95. "He went on vacation."

[Shakespeare]

99. You're gonna need a bigger boat....

Love the way his cigarette dangles from his bottom lip when he says that....

[flvegan]

101. Now take off my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band

and they break up.

[flvegan]

102. Now take off my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band

and they break up.

[flvegan]

103. I love it when the Post Message button sticks

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

104. "Son, you got a panty on your head."

"I don't know they were JAMMIES! They had YODAS and shit on 'em!"

[Left Is Write]

118. "That's what I like about high school girls....

...I get older, and they stay the same age."

[crispini]

106. "Just remember, no matter where you go, there you are."

Buckaroo Banzai.

[helnwhls]

107. You were not brought upon this earth to "get it" Mr. Burton!

[Beaverhausen]

111. The world is made for those who aren't cursed with self awareness

Bull Durham

[RPM]

112. Give me the keys, you cocksucker...

Or as Mr. McManus put it:

Give me the keys you cocksucka muthafukka, arrrrgggghhhh!

Or as Mr. Fenster put it:

gimmethekeysyoucocksucka, whatthafuck?

For those who dont know - Usual Suspects
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114814/quotes

[4_Legs_Good]

114. You're goddam right I do so here come two words for you: Shut the fuck up!

Midnight Run

Funniest movie EVER.

david

[Left Is Write]

115. "We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"

[Amaya]

116. "Harold,

*everyone* has the right to make an ass out of themselves. You just can't let the world judge you too much."

[RiffRandell]

121. "No, he's not retarded."

Sixteen Candles.

[Tafiti]

122. "You do drugs, Danny?"...

"Everyday."

"Good, good."

-Caddyshack

[bastille90]

124. What we have here is a failure to communicate!

Cool Hand Luke:bounce:

[VOX]

125. "Ah got the motive which is money and the body which is dead!"

Rod Steiger as Sherrif Gillespie, "In the Heat of the Night."

[Gardeaux08]

126. I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

[BootinUp]

127. "I've noticed people you don't like aren't around much either."

Chief Wadi to Jose Wales.

[Clinton Crusader]

128. 'I hate that damn Barzini...'

[Mrs. Venation]

129. "I'm Not Crazy . . .

I've just been in a bad mood for the last 40 years." Ouiser Boudreaux

From one of my all-time favorite movies, Steel Magnolias.

[Clinton Crusader]

130. or. 'Leave the gun, take the canoles'

[coeur_de_lion]

131. It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

[THUNDER HANDS]

134. Wait 'Till They Get A Load Of Me

- Jack Nicholson, Batman

[coeur_de_lion]

135. How do you say "banana daiquiri"?

"Banana daiquiri."

[donheld]

137. If you don't have anything nice to say about anyone

come sit by me.

[desertalien]

140. Ouizer,

you know I love you more than my luggage.

[malmapus]

138. Clatu...verata...Nik*cough cough cough*

Army of Darkness =D

[lumberingbear]

139. "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!"

[OldLeftieLawyer]

141. "Piss off, or I'll barbeque your poodle."

The Moderns.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

142. a la True Romance "Don't condescend me, man. I'll fuckin' kill ya, man"

[Ramsey]

143. No more goat soup!

The Warden, in The Mummy

[alevensalor]

144. Jack Sparrow

Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

~A!

[thinksmart]

145. Ferris Bueller

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around sometimes you could miss it.

[Amaya]

146. My favorite quote from that movie:

"I did have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialist? They could be fascist anarchists - that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism - he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe in Beatles - I just believe in me". A good point there. Of course, he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus - I'd still have to bum rides off of people."

[thinksmart]

157. too funny ;-)

[GingerSnaps]

147. "Chips, dips, chains, whips"

Weird Science

[Arkana]

148. "Personally, Junior, I think if your daddy knew how stupid you were...

...he'd trade you in for a pet monkey."

That's Steven Seagal. I forget which movie.

[Biased Liberal Media]

149. Hey Jerk! Speed kills!

that's from Halloween

[Biased Liberal Media]

150. And I see your Schwartz is as big as mine! n/t

[JimmyJazz]

152. I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!!

Better off Dead - classic!

[tishaLA]

154. "I can see your dirty pillows

Everyone will."

"Breats, Mama. They're called breasts, and every woman has them."

[lpbk2713]

155. Well he should have armed himself if he's gonna

......decorate his saloon with my friend.

Will Munny

[CBHagman]

156. "What do you know of my heart?

"What do you know of anything but your own suffering?

"For weeks, Marianne, I have had this pressing on me without being at liberty to speak of it to a single creature. It was forced on me by the very person whose prior claims ruined all my hopes. I have endured her exultation again and again whilst knowing myself to be divided from Edward forever.

"Believe me, Marianne, had I not been bound to silence, I could have produced proof enough of a broken heart even for you."

Sense and Sensibility

[CAcyclist]

158. Never underestimate a man's ability to underestimate a woman.

Hint:Kathleen Turner said this

[Astrochimp]

161. We accept her--one of us--gooble, gobble

[Kathleen04]

162. "I'll have what she's having"

When Harry Met Sally. :)

[GH0ST]

163. BUSINESS!!! Mankind was my business!

Jacob Marley in "A Christmas Carol."

[Jose Diablo]

164. "What kind of rescue mission is this Jim?"

[Streetdoc270]

165. Is that a PLEDGE PIN on your uniform?!?!?!?

[kclown]

166. "My husband wasn't sweet to me, and look how I turned out."

Geena Davis to cop whose head she's pointing a gun at, in
"Thelma and Louise".

[Deja Q]

168. 'Time is the fire in which we burn'

Lots of others in many movies, but the above quote seems most memorable.

[Texasgal]

169. "remind me when I get home,

to punch yo mamma right in da mouf!"

[ronnykmarshall]

170. Excuse me while I whip this out !

Oh, it's twue, it's twue!

[welshTerrier2]

171. You can't handle the truth ...

also, a great line from Return of the Secaucus Seven: "Bambicide ..."