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russian33 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 11:43 AM
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CAPTION Santa's bad day


"God damn reindeer on strike, I'll give you all black and blue noses, if you keep this up!"
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billyoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 11:44 AM
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dethl Donating Member (462 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 11:44 AM
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2. "Damn elves installed Windows XP on my new sleigh....they're soooo fired!"
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Sabriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 11:50 AM
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3. Maybe we should invade Saskatchewan...
and bring down the cost of reindeer feed.
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 11:54 AM
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4. W. is dreaming: "Man, oh, man! I never got that yellow bike I wanted in
Edited on Fri Nov-19-04 11:58 AM by skip fox


in third grade. But I had a dream that told me that that son-of-a-bitch
took it for himself, and he was riding it and laughing at me. After that
I musta dreampt it a thousand times. But I swore that first time, then
and there, that the rest of my life, I'd make everybody pay. And pay.
And pay. . . . Hey, Santa, you sack of shit, how you like that bike now,
huh? . . . Nasty little c*cks*ck*er!"
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-04 11:59 AM
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5. Mrs. Claus her damned Atkins Diet can blow me
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