What three objects could replace paper, rock, scissors?

[jpgray]

Each one would have to be able to defeat another, with no one object defeating two.

[Wat_Tyler]

1. Fish heads, cheesecake and Morgoth.

Fish heads devour cheesecake, which wrap Morgoth, who crushes Fish heads.

[jpgray]

4. Yep--and in the case of a tie, you can break out the eight-sided dice

:eyes:

:D

[Wat_Tyler]

7. Morgoth would crush the dice. Crush them!

[JVS]

2. Fire, sponge, water

Fire burns sponge, sponge wipes up water, water puts out fire

[MidwestTransplant]

15. That's a good one

[XNASA]

3. Bomb, Glass, Water.

Bomb blows up glass.
Glass stops water.
Water extinguishes bomb.

:shrug:

[Sabriel]

5. booger, finger, tongue

finger picks booger, tongue licks finger, booger covers tongue

On the other hand, who the hell would want to play?

[Eagle_Eye]

9. Isn't that the offical white house party game?

[Worst Username Ever]

6. genade, gun, wall

Same hand gestures, except scissors is modified to look like a gun. Genade blows up gun, gun can shoot around the wall, but the wall protects from the genade.

[JVS]

8. This is going to get me hated, but here goes...

Mouse, elephant, retarded kid.

Mouse scares elephant, elephant crushes retarded kid, retarded kid crushes mouse to death while petting him and calling him george

[bobbobbins]

10. mwa ha ha, thats classic

[spatlese]

11. When I was younger...

we also had a pool of water (open palm), bird (all fingers and thumb together) and rock...

and water drowns rock, bird drinks water, rock kills bird...

[asthmaticeog]

12. Stereotypical Jewish grandmother, cashier, theif

Stereotypical Jewish grandmother drives cashier up the fuckin' wall asking inane questions about non-negotiable prices for 20 minutes while the line gets ever longer. Cashier busts theif with canned goods in his coat pockets. Theif snatches stereotypical Jewish grandmother' s purse.

[jpgray]

13. That's a good one

Now what's the universally recognized hand gesture for Stereotypical Jewish Grandmother?

[asthmaticeog]

18. A shrug.

[ET Awful]

22. Just general manic gesturing while talking.

You can see it occur in any deli in New York on any given day :)

[parkening]

14. Commander-in-chief...

Marine...insurgent terrorist.

[rock]

16. Stooge attack, slap, and punch

Stooge attack: Two fingers toward the eyes
Stooge slap (flat hand): blocks Stooge attack, yields to punch
Stooge punch (fist): blocks slap, yields to attack

Hey, this plays just like rock, scissors, paper!

[Wat_Tyler]

17. Keith Richards - Heroin - Cop.

Heroin wastes Keith, Cop confiscates Heroin, Keith pays off Cop.

[jpgray]

20. That's a good one. You get +2 charisma for that gem

Goddam hippy.

[MsConduct]

21. Rove, Bush, Cheney? n/t

[2sheds]

19. Pig, water, fire

A childhood friend of mine came up with that one. The hand representations were kind of funny.

[HEyHEY]

23. Gun, knife, Bazooka

[MayJuly4]

24. F/A 18, Daisy Cutter, UBL

Wait... they can all kill UBL.

[Wat_Tyler]

25. Unlike the Bush Administration.