You know what - I've got a smartass answer for everything

[HEyHEY]

Smart assery is an addiction - and I'm a junkie.

[BurtWorm]

1. Prove it.

[HEyHEY]

5. How about YOU prove it?

[BurtWorm]

14. Smart ass!

:evilfrown:

[Droopy]

2. Actually, I think you've overdosed.

;)

[russian33]

3. Oh yeah, well, I don't believe you! So there!

[HEyHEY]

7. Damn, I've been found out!

I'm actually a dumbasss

[rkc3]

13. Smart ass, dumbass, it's all so close. I wouldn't sweat the details.

Just look at them like they're stupid - they'll leave alone after a while.

[Lavender Brown]

4. Feh

I majored in Smart Assery at Harvard.

[HEyHEY]

6. Smart Ass 308 was a good course

[Village Idiot]

10. "Kick Ass 408" was better!

[Zuni]

22. I had to drop out of school because of that class

now I am a manure shovelor, all thanks to smart asses like your self fucking up the grade curve.

[lovedems]

8. My 7 year old son is the same way.

He comes by it naturally.

While I secretly laugh at his wit, when he is a smart ass to me, it really pisses me off! :)

He has been a smart ass since he was able to talk and it is just one of the many reasons I love him!

[skylarmae]

18. could this be a comedian in the making? How fun....

although, sometimes I miss the obvious, I think a child with a sense of humor and especially those with 'quick wit' would be wonderful. As long as the child maintains a good heart, a little smart-assery is a good thing.

[lovedems]

25. Like I said, sometimes it is wonderful but when he turns his smart ass

attitude on to me or my husband, there are times we have to punish him and then run to the bathroom to laugh our asses off! He is not only witty, he is quick on his feet.

My husband and I always joke that he is either destined for greatness or prison. There doesn't seem to be a middle ground for him. Really, he is such a smart ass but in a rather funny way (for now!) we just have to make sure it stays funny or he is likely to get his butt kicked when he gets older!

[lovedems]

26. I hate double posting! Sorry!

[underpants]

9. Have you always been that dumb or were you dropped on your head?

:spank:

[HEyHEY]

11. ?

[underpants]

16. Ha! STUMPED!

I win!

[HEyHEY]

17. Bastard - you'll get yours

[underpants]

20. NO thanks I just stocked up on Bastard

I don't need any

:bounce:

[HEyHEY]

24. .....

:-)

[StopTheMorans]

12. horseshit

[HEyHEY]

15. My, that seemed uncalled for

[StopTheMorans]

19. that's not a very smartass answer

touche :evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

21. What do I get to touch?

[StopTheMorans]

23. something french...