I do believe that sammich just made sweet, sweet love to me.

[short bus president]

Yesterday was Thanksgiving for my family, because we don't need no steenkin' calendar to tell us when to celebrate holidays. So lunch today was a (doo-doo, store-bought, not-properly-manufactured-in-Philadelphia, or so I'm told) hoagie roll containing some white and dark bird, a layer of stuffing, and some cranberry jelly. With mayo.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... :9

[skygazer]

1. Sounds lovely

I made meatloaf last night just so I could have a meatloaf sandwich for lunch today. Mmmmm.....

[short bus president]

2. With meatloaf I never make it to lunchtime

for a sammich. It's invariably the meatloaf-chunk omelet breffus for me. :9

[Zuni]

13. Meatloaf sandwhich? With just a little bit of ketchup or tomato sauce?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[skygazer]

16. Mayo, baby

Gotta go with the mayo.

[short bus president]

19. yer both wrong

Frank's Red Hot sauce is the only way to top a meatloaf sammich. And mayo if you must to tame the burn.

[Zuni]

21. I love me some Frank's Red Hot

I love using it on grilled chicken especially. I never even thought about it on Meatloaf

[short bus president]

26. Oh yeah - it'll be yer loaf's best friend.

I have yet to try Frank's on anything it hasn't gone well with.

[DrDan]

45. that is heaven, as long as

it's Heinz ketchup

heaven

[Lavender Brown]

3. A hamburger and fries got fresh with me at lunchtime

I shouldn't have enjoyed it, but I did.

[short bus president]

4. Was there by any chance

a really obnoxious human-sized talking milkshake with them?

[Lavender Brown]

6. Nope

the fries didn't have a goatee either.

[short bus president]

10. Must not have been lunching in Jersey today...

;-)

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. I was seduced by a pizza. Hot n Ready even.

$5 at Little Sleazers...er Caeaser's. :hi:

[short bus president]

8. Those pies can be quite the smooth-talkers.

Especially when yer just in the mood for a quickie.

;-)

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. But I have found the cheese can just string you along.

:7

[short bus president]

20. A grumpy groaner if ever I heard one. ;-)

You should be spanked with a pizza paddle.

:P

[Phillycat]

23. HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Don't get saucy!

[short bus president]

25. better make that

TWO pizza paddles.

:spank:

[ScreamingMeemie]

27. Oh, come on...we were just trying to spice things up a little.

I mean, cheese us short bus!! ;)

[short bus president]

28. Well, Miz G.

new yer just grating! ;-)



























And this is way at the bottom here, and in a tiny font, because it's mostly unrelated to the bad food pun thing, but how friggin' cool is it that "grating" is just one letter away from "gyrating?"

[Phillycat]

30. D'ough! /homersimpsonvoice/

[ScreamingMeemie]

31. Very spicely...er nicely done!!!

:toast:

[JimmyJazz]

7. Don't let underpants see this thread or he'll bust on you!

It is after all -- ..just.............a............sammich...........

And, yes, a Bobby really is much better with an official Amoroso's roll - oh and real cranberry sauce, not the kind with the can ridges!

:P

Save me some next time, willya?

[short bus president]

9. Shows what you know.

It's not fake cranberry. It's ridged for my pleasure!

:P

[AlCzervik]

11. LOL!!!!!!

:evilgrin:

[FuzzySlippers]

12. I like the jiggly, ridged cranberry sauce, too.

We have so much in common.

[short bus president]

14. Are you

Lounge-stalking me???

:D

[FuzzySlippers]

15. Maybe I am.

You better report me to the mods. I might be dangerous.:D

[short bus president]

17. All points bulletin for one female suspect

considered to be fuzzy and dangerous? ;-)

[Phillycat]

22. I thought I was the only one!

:cry:

[short bus president]

24. But... but... but...

you refused delivery on the eyelash shipment! What was I supposed to think?!?

;-)

[JimmyJazz]

29. The line forms to the left, sweetie! Right behind MrsGrumpy...

:hi:

[Phillycat]

32. DAMMIT! ShortSLUTPresident, more like!

[JimmyJazz]

33. ROTFLMAO! Damn, you seem pretty upset - and you haven't

even seen the mango pants yet! :7

[Phillycat]

34. I'm sorry?

Mango...pants??

[JimmyJazz]

35. Does the thought get ya a little twitchy?

[Phillycat]

36. I...yes, yes it does!

The hell?

[JimmyJazz]

37. I know, I know - *swoon* - same thing happened to me!

and Mrs Grumpy and GOPisEVIL and...well, the list is practically endless!

[short bus president]

40. Can you prevent the summer Sun from setting?

Can you tie a bird to a tree, so it can't fly away without first pecking off its own leg?

No!

None of these things you can do!

And neither can you possess the Mango! <slappingmyownrightasscheek>





:P

[Phillycat]

41. Ohhhhhh. THAT Mango!

[short bus president]

42. See?

How turned on are YOU right now?

:P

[Phillycat]

43. I liked the one with Mango and Jennifer Lopez.

Out-diva-ing one another. :)

[short bus president]

44. I liked the one with Danny DeVito

as Mango's Dad. I think he was "Kiwi," but I'm not sure. It was hi-friggin-larious. Which not much of SNL is anymore.

[ScreamingMeemie]

38. Hey! How did I end up at the front of the line?

:shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

39. You saw the mango pants first?

:shrug:

Speaking of which, he's probably looking for them right now!