I am NOT illiterate! My parents were married!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

So there!

[ret5hd]

1. I am NOT a pedestrian...

i ain't ever touched a kid in my life!

[Left Is Write]

4. I wanted to be a pedestrian...

...but I wasn't sure I could make it through medical school.

[Pacifist Patriot]

5. That reminds me of a story.

My ultra-conservative bigoted BIL made the mistake of calling Barney a pedophile in front of his children. Two of the three repeated it to kindergarten teachers. Love the fact that he had to explain that one. Bwa!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

7. LMAO

I would have liked to be a fly on that wall.

How can a fictional character be a pedophile???

[Pacifist Patriot]

11. My BIL is an ass.

He makes family gatherings on my husband's side worth while. Easy pickings. Easy pickings. I think my MIL gets a perverse sense of pleasure from watching us go at it. Of course, observing while loaded on chardonnay helps.

[CO Liberal]

15. What Did Barney Rubble Do To Deserve That?

:shrug:

[Pacifist Patriot]

18. No one actually saw him do Betty, did they?

[nytemare]

20. Falwell will tell you all about Tinky Winky

who had a purple triangle on his head and carried a bag, so he must have been gay.

[Pacifist Patriot]

2. "I am NOT married! My parents were illiterate!"

Hey, look at that. I can lie like a repug.

[gollygee]

I am not a veterinarian!

I do so eat meat!

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. MrG is not Impotent!!!!

He's just a regular guy.

[Pacifist Patriot]

6. Would you still love me if I admit I'm a thespian?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

8. Are you coming out to me?

I feel so honored!

Get over here! :hug:

[Pacifist Patriot]

9. Damn I want to get together with you.

LOL! Will you ppplleeeaaasssseee come to my party?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

19. Everyone wants me eventually

OMG I actually made myself laugh so hard typing that I think I pulled something.

What party? Oh yeah gurl I can just FLY to where you are! LOL! If I could, I'd be there in a heartbeat, you are the KEWLEST.

:hug:

[Pacifist Patriot]

21. The lowest I can find is $245 on Airtrain

The party is December 4. No one has claimed the guest room yet. ;)

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

23. Ooooo

that's the weekend of Little Moonbeam's birthday party. Damn.

That's not a bad fare at all....that's round trip???

[Pacifist Patriot]

24. Darnit!

Yes, that's roundtrip. You had to give birth this time of year...what were you thinking? LOL!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

26. Well see, it was early March

and there was a horrible storm outside, and we were out of condoms and Mr. Moonbeam didn't want to go to Eckerds and said "eh just this one time it won't happen"

Oh, you didn't really want to know all that did you?

[Pacifist Patriot]

27. LOL! I've heard it before.

[azoth]

28. If only you'd been ironing... ;)

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

29. Eh

I'm pretty glad he was so grumpy about not wanting to go out in the rain that night!

[Phillycat]

12. I'm Lebanese!

I can't help it!

[skygazer]

10. I didn't think I'd get pregant

We used a condominium.

[Pacifist Patriot]

13. My husband's grandmother called his condo a

condom-ninium. Since we were living in sin at the time we found that hilarious.

[skygazer]

16. That reminds me of my grandmother

Who referred to living together as "stacking up". Seemed rather fitting, that.

[Pacifist Patriot]

17. LOL!

[billyskank]

14. No, I can't sell you some smokes

I'm a tobogganist.

[nytemare]

22. I have been working WAY too hard....

I could really use a VOCATION.

[lil-petunia]

25. to each other? That is the question.

so double there.