It's A "Short Bus Bordello!"

[matcom]

now THIS is a bus i could ride in!

[wtmusic]

1. But are you short enough? n/t

[DS1]

2. I'm just really glad to see I'm nowhere in this picture

;-)

[matcom]

3. you mean....

YET

;)

[DS1]

4. right

:-)

[short bus president]

5. "Dear Santa Claus,

Screw the big stash o' porn I asked for in my letter last week. I need this vehicle.

Thanks,

yer pal shortbus"

[JimmyJazz]

6. I tore up the gift certificate I bought you to PetSmart and put

a down payment on this for you! Don't ever say I don't :loveya: you!!!!

BTW - I think Janesez just pushed MrsGrumpy out of the front of the line!

[short bus president]

10. no pushing!

Aren't you supposed to be the umpire, here?

And BTW - where's the "foul" call on Matcom? He gave me the itch and now he's luring me back in with fast busses and luxury boats!

[JimmyJazz]

11. I thought I was the third base umpire which would mean

matcom would have to get to third base before I could make any umpiring type decisions!

[short bus president]

14. Alright then, let's expedite - Matcom, you get the same deal as GOPisEvil.

2 cases of Shiner Bock (you may substitute a fine imported lager if Shiner's not available in your area) gets you my hot man-love. No mango pants, you sit on yer hands while I dance, and there will be no kissing on the lips. Deal?

:P

[matcom]

15. no mango pants is a deal breaker

my mango pants make my ass look HOT!

[short bus president]

17. I'm so sorry - you misunderstood

I'll not be wearing the mango pants. You are welcome to do so. I just find that they don't add much by way of visual appeal when I'm already in the gimp suit, is all.

[matcom]

18. no, i understand

and the contract CLEARLY states that you will be wearing a feather boa (purple is preferred) and leather chaps

the fine print mentions cuff-links but i'm not exactly sure where they will be placed. use your imagination and surprise me

[short bus president]

24. That doesn't say "cuff-links" you moran

This is the LAST time we negotiate by fax, OR I offer you shopping tips!

Here, maybe this will help:

cuffs-http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=handcuffs&btnG=Search">links

[DS1]

22. Don't forget your snorkel

Sir Dunkalot

[GOPisEvil]

30. Ditching me already?!

x(

[Phillycat]

16. *shoving, tussling*

[JimmyJazz]

19. I believe you are too late. It appears you have been

left behind for a man with excessive nostril hair. :P

Better luck next time. Oh, and are you at least going to pay for MrsGrumpy's medical treatment?

[Phillycat]

21. GOD DAMMIT!

Isn't that always the way? You think you're getting somewhere with a man, and then the gays get you from behi...wait. That came out wrong.

MrsGrumpy can take care of herself. She's a Packers fan, they're tough! :)

[short bus president]

20. you ALL have to wait.

I hafta get to the restaurant supply store for a pizza paddle.

:P

[JimmyJazz]

23. You know, this cross-over thread thing is prolly a little confusing

to those who aren't all stalking each other!

[short bus president]

25. Yeah, right

like there's anyone here not stalking everyone else...

:eyes:

[JimmyJazz]

26. I know I'm not stalking anyone.

Really, I'm not!

[ScreamingMeemie]

27. Perhaps...

:P

[JimmyJazz]

28. Are you okay? I heard Janesez tried to push you down

in order to get on the bus first. That girl has no manners! Oh well, she got thrown off the bus by matcom - call it poetic justice if you will. Glad to see you're okay!

:hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

29. Sob! It was just awful! I don't know what got into her....

sniffle. :cry:

[short bus president]

31. Er... yeah. That's my fault.

Sometimes the fumes can make passengers a little funny in the head. Just don't forget about the liability waiver you signed before boarding.

;-)

[ScreamingMeemie]

32. Oh yeah? Everyone knows those aren't worth the paper they're written

on, which was the wrong weight to start with. :P

[Dukakis88]

7. I don't want to disturb you, but I think this may have been Photoshopped.

I work in the fraud detection department at the Associated Press photo services wing, and my years of training lead me to believe from certain tell-tale antialiasing effects that this photo may have been altered in some way. I will have to pass it on to my supervisor for a definitive analysis.

[matcom]

8. you can't tell this was photoshopped?

and you work for the AP??

LOL

look at the word "BORDELLO" on the front hood.

of COURSE it was photoshopped (but not by me)

maybe a new line of work? :P

[DS1]

12. if that isn't photoshopped

this is a Picasso bus :eyes:

[matcom]

13. LMAO

hey pal. i hear they got openings at the AP!!!!

:bounce:

[progressiveBadger]

9. Can we get a version with *'s head as a hood ornament?

n/t