so is masturbating cheating?

[plcdude]

what do you think?

[Phillycat]

1. No. Duh.

[lefty_mcduff]

2. I hope not.

<looks sheepishly from side to side>

[mainegreen]

3. erm no.

But it is fun

(oh my , did I just say that out loud?)

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

[tigereye]

6. no I am not saying anything

you know what Skinner said about this type of thread. ;)

[plcdude]

14. I agree

that is what I have heard also.

[gapower]

4. Not sure,

Depends on who you do it with.

[Dukakis88]

5. If you usually use the left hand, using the right hand is cheating.

Hands have feelings too. :nopity:

[VOX]

20. "Don't let your left hand know what you're right hand's doing."

Hmm...sounds like cheating to me! :)

[jjmalonejr]

7. It's not cheating

It's sex with someone I love.

[BurtWorm]

8. Are you talking about the SATs?

:crazy:

[plcdude]

22. Is that why you did

so bad on the SAT?

[BurtWorm]

28. Are you kidding? I did great on them.

And that's why!

[WoodrowFan]

9. yes if

it means you're neglecting your spouse as a result. otherwise, no.

[Dem Agog]

10. Nahhh...

Couldn't be. :evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

11. Heeeeee...

you are a bad bad boy. I know you're just waiting for the uber-prudes to show up. *snort*

:spank:

[Dukakis88]

12. Is that a monkey you're spanking?

Or are you just glad to see me?

[WoodrowFan]

17. no monkey spanking

pounding the porpoise allowed tho.

[plcdude]

Yup

It will turn out to be cheating just you wait and see.

[VelmaD]

25. Probably

The level of self-righteous self-delusion around here on the topic of "cheating" has always astounded me.

[opiate69]

13. only if you outsource the job to someone else. n/t

[Selwynn]

21. HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[opiate69]

33. Thanks.. I'm here through Sunday.. try the veal and tip the staff!

[AlamoDemoc]

23. Yup I agree with you

"outsourcing" is the key word here LOL

[ezee]

15. No Way

[mainegreen]

16. Spanky wanky panky poo!

this subject makes me laugh!

[plcdude]

18. calm down man

it is just a question.

[MidwestTransplant]

19. Ask Jimmy Carter!

[Sporadicus]

24. I Say Yes

if it's used as a substitute for intimacy with your S.O.

[Iris]

26. No. It's kind of like homework. eom

[CornField]

27. No

[DS1]

29. How many times do we have to go over this?

No sex threads.

[plcdude]

30. this is a fidelity

thread

[matcom]

32. Martin, STOP masturbating ME!

x(

*waiting for my hero BigMcLargehuge to rescue this post*

[Placebo]

31. Yes, it is.

[Must_B_Free]

34. nO - IT'S MURDER

In the new Bush world we wil stone masturbators to death.

[Moderator]

35. Locking

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