What if the United States was invaded by Canada?

[name not needed]

What would happen?

[Worst Username Ever]

1. With this administration? Probably nukes for everyone.

God knows we don't have any soldiers left aroung here.

[damntexdem]

2. What if the U.S. was invaded by Canada ...

and nobody noticed?

[BlueCaliDem]

3. I'd Surrender happily, and IMMEDIATELY...

[Renew Deal]

27. Are you one of those French surrender monkey's?

I'd fight the puckheads to the death.

[BlueCaliDem]

33. Why? Why Fight Canada When It's Clear Californians Aren't...

...happy with a fascist America uber ales Texan-takeover?

Oh, and I'm, by the way, a Californian first, and foremost.

If I had to choose between a Nazi-style, oppressive government like the one we might be facing for another four years, and a French, socially sensitive-everyone-has-healthcare-dentalcare-poverty-battling-not-garnering-striving-for-peace French-style America...I'd choose the latter, thanks very much!

Had I been asked this threads question in the Clinton years, I might've given the same answer as you.

But not today. Not after the past four years.

[Renew Deal]

42. I'm just teasing you some.

I am not sure what a surrender monkey is, but it sounds cute. :shrug:

[BlueCaliDem]

48. LOL Bleachers7! You Had Me Running After My Tail in Circles! ;-) N/T

[HEyHEY]

4. We'd give you more of a fight than you think

What with most of your army being in Iraq, PLUS us having technology, believe it or not.

[Worst Username Ever]

8. No better snipers in the world than Canada.

Tricky bastards.

In afghanistan, Canadian snipers using american ammo set the record for the longest kill shot ever.

[HEyHEY]

10. Yeah I recall reading that

ANd we have the best communications too.

[Worst Username Ever]

12. Communications? Technology?

I thought you guys just wrapped yourselves in bearskins and lived in log cabins. What the hell?

[HEyHEY]

14. Nope, Canada (Specifically New Brunswick) has the most advanced in the

World.

I think it comes from the need to link up a huge sparsely populated country

[Worst Username Ever]

18. BTW, is land cheap in Canada?

Just a big ol' chunk of land. I don't even need a well.

[HEyHEY]

22. Depends where you buy

I know you can get some for like $10 an acre in certain places but you must make improvements upon it.

[Union Thug]

11. Yeah, but our army of goodly christian soldiers

would have prayer circles and stuff, and send you demon socialist commie bastards right back to the great white north with a single admonishing blow from god on high.

Born again Christians are our secret weapon.

[ScreamingMeemie]

30. Pissed off Mommies can do a hell of a lot of damage. Believe it or not.

;) :hi:

[Union Thug]

5. I'd be serving a lot of coffee and donuts to our mounted police overlords

:-)

[yardwork]

26. I'd even throw my home open to the invaders!

Yes! I would roll over immediately. I would cook for them. I would do their laundry.

[Shoeempress]

6. Good god, good manners would abound, tolerance would soar,

Beer would taste good, the image is far too horrible to contemplate.

[ogradda]

7. i'd surrender immediately

i wonder if i can just surrender right now? :)

[name not needed]

9. CANADA INVADES

November 19 2004, Buffalo NY (AP Newswire) - Today Canada invaded, crossing the borders into the United States in multiple locations. We have imbedded reporters with the National Guard units repelling the attacks. SGT Franks of the New York National Gaurd reported, "Yeah they came across in waves, and I think they pumped their guns up ten times because some of the BBs really stung." Surprisingly the Canadian Navy never reached the shores, it appears the canoe tipped over killing both members of the Canadian Navy. The attack lasted a mere 15 minutes, when the US actually got a bit hostile, but the peace accord took quite a while as the American Ambassadors negotiating peace kept chuckling everytime the Canadian Representatives used terms like "Aboot" and "Get Oot of Our Lands eh." But a peace accord was reached and we will continue to recieve Maple Syrup, Hockey, Comedians, and Lumber from them as before.

[The Spirit of JFK]

13. As long as Quebec wasn't involved....

Damn cheese eating surrender monkeys!

[HEyHEY]

15. You wouldn't want them involved man

Their secret weapon is being annoying - and they know how to use it.

[The Spirit of JFK]

20. They could occupy the Red States

They once detained me at the border because my asthma inhaler looked sketchy.

[HEyHEY]

25. The RCMP got all touchy with my buddy for he eye conacts soloution

We're like "Yeah, they sell LSD in plastic packs with foil backing that says "peroxide" these days.

[WindRavenX]

16. would they show mercy towards blue states?

Or kill us all?

[u4ic]

17. There'd be plenty of doughnuts!

A highly purposeful food...can be used as a weapon, and to pacify the population.

You'll need them after smoking all that weed anyway.

[TheMightyFavog]

19. Bring some Tom Horton's down to Wisconsin while you're at it!

I've always wanted to try their donuts.

[Sabriel]

21. Fast food would improve

You'd be able to get fresh poutine without having to haul it across the border. Plus, beer would increase both in price and quality.

[matcom]

23. I will gladly embrace our evil accent-riddled, beer swilling overloards

[LDS Jock]

24. I'd be the one rolling out the red carpet for them

to come in and set this country straight. Take me Canada!!! I wanna be arrested by a couple of attractive Mounties.

[arwalden]

28. I Would Surrender.

[ronnykmarshall]

29. I'd welcome them with open arms.

Come on in, have a cocktail eh?

[Downtown Hound]

31. When they arrived

I'd run out and greet their horse-mounted infantry with a sixpack and say, "It's aboot time!"

[Hillaryin08]

32. The price of beer and cigs would go through the roof!!!!!

And we would say "eh" instead of "ummm" But the comedians would be enjoyable.

[Biased Liberal Media]

34. I'd gladly welcome it and throw the white flag up immediately

AND sing "Oh Canada"!

[IronLionZion]

35. bacon would be outlawed

and we'd only have canadian bacon. also they would get their canuck asses spanked soundly and sent home.

[jeff30997]

38. What does Canadian bacon tastes like anyway ?

I never ate the damn thing and I'm Canadian.BTW Put your weapons down and follow me to the reeducation camp.We'll drink real beer and have some poutine.

[IronLionZion]

41. it's ham

and yup Canadian beer is way better than the pussy shit we have here.

[joeybee12]

36. I'd be this country's most famous traitor since Benny Arnold!!!!!

[2Design]

37. now that would be really nice !!!!

[legally blonde]

39. Canadians--Please invade!

We welcome your universal health care, cheap drugs, civil liberties, and pleasant accents!

[screwfacecapone]

40. hey why not?

We'd finally get some cheap health care.

[haydukelives]

43. I surrender

eh?

[pres2032]

44. I'd fight with a terrible fury

I'm sorry, but no matter how much I hate our government, I love our country so much more and I'd fight ANY invader with a terrible fury. I'd go into the mountians and fight a guerrilla war. NO ONE invades America!!!!

[HEyHEY]

47. You wish

We're coming man, we're coming

Seriouly, hey it would probably make the USA beter - why not.

[miss_kitty]

45. POUTINE FOR EVERYONE!

[LastKnight]

46. we would end up argueing over budget surplusses...nt

[Kiteflyer]

49. I'd have to move to Mexico

to avoid the draft.

[jukes]

50. as long as they bring

several divisions of those BC babes!!!!