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Fri Nov-19-04 06:20 PM
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Poll question: LOTR Beast You'd Most Like To Attack Republicans With? |
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Edited on Fri Nov-19-04 06:25 PM by Magic Rat
You know, if you could command only one. :P
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Fri Nov-19-04 06:21 PM
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Fri Nov-19-04 06:22 PM
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But I don't really think they are beasts.
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Fri Nov-19-04 06:25 PM
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I mean, they're not human, or any of the major races of beings on Middle Earth.
They're more like the protector of the trees, who guard them and keep them out of trouble. Apparently trees can get pretty pissed off from time to time.
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Fri Nov-19-04 06:30 PM
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8. Could you imagine Treebeard vs. Boise Cascade? |
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Fri Nov-19-04 06:36 PM
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10. I'd like to see Treebeard vs. the cast of Fox News |
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I'd love to see him pick up Hannity in one hand and O'Reilly in the other and just start whacking away.
Also, A cave troll vs. Rupert Murdoch would be fun.
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Fri Nov-19-04 06:37 PM
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11. How could you tell the difference between Murdoch and a cave troll? |
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Fri Nov-19-04 06:38 PM
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12. Cave troll is the one without the australian accent |
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Fri Nov-19-04 08:45 PM
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:silly: :yourock: :silly:
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Fri Nov-19-04 06:22 PM
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the Balrog.
Something about the long whip of fire!
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Fri Nov-19-04 06:23 PM
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4. Uruk-hai! They can kill them all then eat their flesh! |
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Fri Nov-19-04 06:26 PM
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7. "Meat's back on the menu, boys!" |
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Fri Nov-19-04 06:23 PM
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Fri Nov-19-04 06:33 PM
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Certainly some deep poetic justice in that!
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Fri Nov-19-04 06:57 PM
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The Repukes would run in abject fear, thinking it was some sort of homo . . .
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Fri Nov-19-04 07:26 PM
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14. Should have a choice for |
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Shelob, I'd have picked her.
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Fri Nov-19-04 08:08 PM
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Edited on Fri Nov-19-04 08:10 PM by mcscajun
...upon which the Nazgul ride. :evilgrin:
oh...and just for accuracy's sake:
Orcs
Wargs
Uruk-hai
Oliphaunt
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Fri Nov-19-04 08:12 PM
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16. Tom Bombadil and the Barrowwights. |
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He could bore them stupid until they fled over the barrows and then we'd have the satisfaction of hearing them shriek as they were buried alive.
They'd have to beg the spirit of nature to let them out.
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Fri Nov-19-04 08:14 PM
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You will taste man flesh!
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Fri Nov-19-04 08:19 PM
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18. How could you forget Shelob? |
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One of the oldest, nastiest critters in Middle earth - the "Last child of Ungoliath to trouble the earth".
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Fri Nov-19-04 08:20 PM
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19. Shelob's already a Republican. |
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She goes in human form by the name Anne Coulter.
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Fri Nov-19-04 08:22 PM
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Fri Nov-19-04 08:29 PM
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We have a winner! :party:
And I have no problems setting Shelob hunting republicans - after all, I can easily see both her and Anne Coulter as the types that could justify eating her own young, as well as anyone unlucky enough to be caught by her for mating should it suit her purposes. As for allies or "political compatriots" - hey, when Shelob's hungry, anything is fair game.
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Fri Nov-19-04 08:45 PM
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23. Ents. Specifically Treebeard. |
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