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ButterflyBlood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 05:57 PM
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Another ? for straight guys and lesbians
follow up to my previous Ann Coulter one: Would you rather have sex with Annie or a man?
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jumptheshadow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 05:59 PM
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1. Stop it
You're going to turn me straight.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 06:02 PM
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4. ...and me gay.
:-)
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Occulus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 06:01 PM
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2. Ann Coulter?
Holy sh*t.... I wouldn't f**k her with Bea Arthur's d*ck...
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 06:02 PM
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3. If it meant getting a Democrat in the White House
Edited on Thu Sep-18-03 06:04 PM by Wetzelbill
or cured cancer or had some great stipulation tied to it, I'd bite the bullet and take a crack at her. (Several shots of tequila beforehand)

Other than that I'd just go celibate for the rest of eternity.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 06:04 PM
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5. Can you prove having sex with Coulter would *not* already be with a man?
Hm?
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 06:04 PM
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6. you have a point here
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 06:04 PM
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7. Annie IS a man!
And if I was ever going to jump over that fence, it wouldn't be with someone who made me :puke: every time I see its face on TV!
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 06:08 PM
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8. it's true, her personality alone could make a strap on go limp
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Langis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 06:08 PM
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9. A man
And yes I am a man.
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 06:09 PM
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10. I think a guy would suffice for me.
Edited on Thu Sep-18-03 06:09 PM by northwest
ONLY if the guy was REALLY attractive and built. Not a fat, hairy ugly guy.

Anything to get out of sex with Annthrax Coaltar.
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 06:09 PM
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11. Well
I'd have Clintonian sex with her. It would be the most useful thing her mouth has ever done.
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Prodemsouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-03 06:10 PM
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12. Could not do with another Guy, Ann Coulter, but I would put duct tape
around her mouth
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