Random Movie Quote Thread

[name not needed]

Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?
Yes... I think he did.

[oldtime dfl_er]

1. Ok what's this line from:

"Besides, I've executed better men than me with a small pistol."

[qnr]

Dr. Zhivwhatchamacallit! n/t

[oldtime dfl_er]

19. bingo!

[Goldeneye]

2. "Ok I'll tell, I'll tell

the password is 1....................2........................3
..............4....................5"

[qnr]

3. Spaceballs? n/t

[Goldeneye]

4. that's the one

[qnr]

8. I cheat - watched that one yesterday or the day before.

Actually, it was background noise as I was doing the coding, but I remember hearing something like "1..2..3..4..5? That's not a combination, that's something you put on your luggage" or something similar.

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. "I know what it is you saw, for it also in my mind."

[qnr]

9. That Gwyneth Elf from LOTR? n/t

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. Blasphemer! her name is Galadriel, not Gwyneth!

:P

[qnr]

20. my heartfelt apologies, but as much as I love the series, it's

hard enough for me to remember Bilbo, Frodo, Sam, Gandalf and Aragorn -- or, what I had for lunch, for that matter.

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. hehe its ok, I tend to get a little um.. rabid? about such things LOL!

Plus I have a pretty good memory.....


Meriadoc 'Merry' Brandybuck, Peregrin 'Pippin' Took, Legolas Greenleaf, and of course Aragorn has like 8 names lol! Aragorn, Strider, Wingfoot, Elessar, Elfstone..... Oh yeah, I'm not obsessed at all! lol :silly:

[qnr]

24. heheh Yeah, actually I was going to add Merry, Pippin,

Legolas, Aragorn and Gimli, but I didn't know any of their full names. It has been about 35 years since I read the books.

[brainshrub]

6. I haven't been @#$%ed like that since grade-school.

That quote is from Fight Club. One of my favorite quotes.

[sally343434]

7. Here's one...

"Sorry we're late. We had to go pick up Hank!"

[timtom]

22. Boys in the Band?

n/t

[CanuckAmok]

10. "Hey, I was bangin' that girl!"

From Fargo

[Malebolgia]

13. We Minnesotans don't have accents like they do in "Fargo"

And besides that, Fargo is in North Dakota.

:D

[Left Is Write]

65. Yeahbut...

"Brainerd" wouldn't have made such a good movie title, now would it, then?

(I always maintain that I sound nothing like the movie "Fargo," but I know plenty of people who do. Most of them are older relatives of mine, however.)

[EstimatedProphet]

11. "Oh George. Not the livestock."

Any guesses?

[Malebolgia]

12. "You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!"

:D

[Ladyhawk]

59. Monty Python and the Holy Grail n/t

[Ladyhawk]

61. "First shalt thou pull out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three.

"Three shall be the number of thy counting and the number of thy counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count; neither count thou two, unless thou then proceedest to three. Five is right out! When three, being the holy number, is reached, lobbest then thy holy hand grenade of Antioch toward thy foe, who being naughty in my sight shall snuff it."

Book of Armaments

"Oh Lord, bless this thine hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits in thy mercy."

[Garbo 2004]

71. I love that film. Great lines. :)

[CAcyclist]

14. "I Would Sooner Destroy A Stained Glass Window Than a Piece

of Art like yourself. However, since I cannot have you following me..."

[Kali]

15. Find one in every car - you'll see.

[rbnyc]

48. LOL. Look at my quote below. (nt)

[NoEvilTony]

16. It's not that I'm lazy

It's that I just don't care.

Office Space

[LDS Jock]

17. I could smell the liquor on his breath and I liked it

I LIKED IT!!!

Know what movie its from?

[Spirochete]

30. Carrie?

I know I've heard it before somewhere.

[LDS Jock]

33. Yes, from Carrie

We have a winner.

[oldtime dfl_er]

21. "Gentlemen...

...you can't fight in here! This is the _________!" (fill in the blank).

That has to be the best line ever.

[Kire]

27. war room!!!!

I know that one!!!!

Dr. Strangelove

[Malocchio]

42. ..."War Room"?

I think I heard this somewhere recently

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

25. "Nice guy.......I don't care......

.....good father? FUCK YOU, GO HOME AND PLAY WITH YOUR KIDS!!!"

[rbnyc]

43. Glengarry Glen Ross

Excellent.

[Insider]

26. take your flunky and dangle

LOL

leo in miller's crossing.

that flick is so full of lines, it ain't funny.

[Elidor]

28. I was dreamin'. Dreamin' my dick was out -

And I was checkin' to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife Priscilla and bust it by jackin' off. Or I'd like to think that's what I'd do. Dreams let you think like that. Truth was, I hadn't had a hard-on in years.

[rbnyc]

41. That Elvis Mummy movie with the Evil Dead guy in it!

I can think of no actual names right now. I'd go to IMDB, but my baby is starting to fuss.

Back Later.

:hi:

[qnr]

45. rbnyc is thinking "Bubba Ho-Tep" n/t

[rbnyc]

46. Thank You!!

I couldn't think of it, and then I had to feed my son, so I never looked it up.

[Elidor]

64. Yep! Bubba Hotep

:hi:

That opening monologue separates everyone into "those who can still hang in there" and "those who will never see the rest of the film."

[Kire]

29. I'm MAD!

SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm MAD!
Patrick: Me too.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Why are YOU mad?
Patrick: I can't see my eyebrows! Why are YOU mad?

[Raiden]

31. A few from my favorite movie(s) of all time... This should be easy

"Looked dead, didn't I? Well, I wasn't. But it wasn't from lack of trying, I can tell you that. Actually, <****>'s last bullet put me in a coma - A coma I was to lie in for four years. When I woke up, I went on what the movie advertisements refer to as a 'roaring rampage of revenge.' I roared. And I rampaged. And I got bloody satisfaction. I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, but I have only one more. The last one. The one I'm driving to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at my destination, I am gonna..."


"Jane Doe huh? Oh, we don't know shit about you. Well I'm from Huntsville, Texas... My name is Buck and I'm here to fuck.!"


"As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is - I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time. I didn't think so."

"You and I have unfinished business." "Baby, you ain't kidding."

"The venom of a black mamba can kill a human in four hours, if, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb. However, a bite to the face or torso can bring death from paralysis within 20 minutes. Now, you should listen to this, 'cause this concerns you. The amount of venom that can be delivered from a single bite can be gargantuan. You know, I've always liked that word..."gargantuan"... so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence. If not treated quickly with antivenom, 10 to 15 milligrams can be fatal to human beings. However, the black mamba can deliver as much as 100 to 400 milligrams of venom from a single bite."

"An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero, and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When he wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic that Superman stands alone. Superman did not become Superman, Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears, the glasses, the business suit, that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. Sort of like <***> and Mrs. Tommy Plympton. "

"Your Mandarin is lousy. It causes my ears great discomfort. You bray like an ass! You are not to speak unless spoken to. It is too much to hope - you speak Cantonese?"

[fleabert]

32. You were nothing before you met me,

you were playing Barbies with Betty Finn.

[loudestchick]

37. You were a brownie, a girl scout cookie."

"why'd you have to go do that? Of course I WAS coming up here to kill you...but first I thought we could talk."

[fleabert]

67. That's it!

We're breaking up!

[AlCzervik]

34. "We both like soup"

[RiffRandell]

35. Best In Show.

[RiffRandell]

36. "Real tomato ketchup, Ed?"

[edbermac]

38. From Robocop....I'd buy that for a dollar!...

[TroubleMan]

39. Don't threaten us.....and get off our roof!!!

nt.

[rbnyc]

40. "I like your friends." "Thanks, I made them myself." (nt)

[qnr]

44. No idea. Sounds Blade Runner-ish though. n/t

[rbnyc]

47. Nope. Another quote, same movie:

"The more you drive, the less intelligent you are."

(Also, just noticed, there's another quote from this movie up above somewhere.)

[qnr]

53. Still no idea, that line makes me think of Repo Man though n/t

[rbnyc]

60. You got it!

"Let's get sushi and not pay!"

[qnr]

62. heheh n/t

[Ladyhawk]

49. One thing's for sure...we're all gonna be a lot thinner. n/t

[rbnyc]

52. All too easy.

;-)

Star Wars.

:hi:

[Blue in a Red State]

50. "Sometimes, it's a good day to die,"

"and sometimes, it's a good day to have breakfast."

[Ladyhawk]

51. Oh my god...they've gone to plaid! n/t

[qnr]

54. Spaceballs n/t

[Ladyhawk]

55. The red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only...

...there is no stopping in a white zone."

"No, the white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone."

"Don't you tell me which zone is for stopping and which is for loading. I know what this is about. You want me to have an abortion."

[qnr]

57. Airplane? n/t

[Ladyhawk]

58. Yup. n/t

[Alleycat]

56. When the pirates of the carribean break down

the pirates don't eat the tourists!

Love this line from Jusassic Park!!

[qnr]

63. That's a good one :) n/t

[Cadence]

66. "I'm gonna eat yur baby. Get in my belly!"

[Left Is Write]

68. My husband's favorite line to quote.

Right next to "Tastes a bit nutty!"

[Cadence]

69. "When did I eat corn?"

:)

[Goathead]

70. "They mostly come at night... mostly"

[TahitiNut]

72. "Here's to the finely tuned athlete, on the verge of greatness!"

"Tin Cup"

[Cadence]

73. "PC Load Letter?"

"What the fuck does that mean?"

[OhioChick]

75. Great Movie.....Office Space!

[Va Lefty]

74. Buzzards got eat, same as worms.

[Kire]

76. Before you shoot, mind if I pull the underwear out of my crack?

A man's got to go comfortable.

[Kire]

77. That looks like Phil Donahue throwing up in a tuba.

possibly the best James Earl Jones line, evah!