Have you ever gotten your ass kicked by Jermaine O'Neal?

Guaranteed

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Sat Nov-20-04 04:27 AM
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Have you ever gotten your ass kicked by Jermaine O'Neal?

If so, what was it like?

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LostInAnomie

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Sat Nov-20-04 04:40 AM
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1. This one time I was walking down the court then out of nowhere...

... Ron Artest starts throwing punches at me. Someone tackled me to the ground then when I was getting up, BLAM! O'Neal nails me right in the face.

Next thing I know I'm all over TV and people are calling me "that fat guy O'Neal knocked out" My life is a disgrace.

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Sat Nov-20-04 04:40 AM
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3. Yup. Sounds like that guy needs to start drinkin',

and quick.

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d_b

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Sat Nov-20-04 04:40 AM
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2. He turned that fat dude's face into putty

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Sat Nov-20-04 05:46 AM
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5. I wanna know what that guy said to Artest to deserve that.

Boom....getting up...BOOM!!!

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Sat Nov-20-04 05:37 AM
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4. Who the hell...

...is Jermaine O'Neal?

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Guaranteed

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Sat Nov-20-04 05:51 AM
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6. The second guy that punched the fat guy who got knocked

out during the Indiana-Detroit brawl.

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Sapphocrat

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Sat Nov-20-04 06:03 AM
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7. Ohhh, OK!

Haven't been paying a lot of attention to that story -- I mean, it's SPORTS, and all!

(Um... I kinda shoved a guy once, who sorta looked like him... Does that count?)

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Sat Nov-20-04 06:26 AM
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11. It's actually starting to look like the guy O'Neal punched was

a different guy than Artest punched.

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DemocratSinceBirth

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Sat Nov-20-04 06:16 AM
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9. Shaq's brother (nt)

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sasquatch

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Sat Nov-20-04 06:15 AM
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8. I'm watching it on sportscenter right now

:kick:
Awesome punch by O'neal.

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Guaranteed

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Sat Nov-20-04 06:20 AM
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10. Doesn't get much more devastating than that.

I'd still like to know if the guy deserved it or not. I wanna know what he said to Artest.

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sasquatch

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Sat Nov-20-04 06:34 AM
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12. WTF is he doing on the court is what I'd like to know!

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Sat Nov-20-04 08:42 AM
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13. That's definitely more memorable than an autograph.

I'd be telling all my friends about it...once my broken jaw healed.

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