Blame Anything You Want On Clinton

[RPM]

Time for a fun republican game - blame Bill.

Go ahead and blame William Jefferson Clinton for ANYTHING that is not perfect in your life.

Feel free to blame anything on him - do not feel constrained by honesty, reality or any shred of conscience. (the repukes certainly aren't)

Blame Bill Clinton for your problems by posting below...

[slackmaster]

1. Bi Cinton broke the '' key on my computer!

A the other etters work fine, but this morning I can't type the etter ''.

[Deja Q]

9. Hey! That's not nice! ...

Making me think that Bill was bi... :cry: Why can't I have what Monica got?! :-(

[tjdee]

2. Damn that Bill Clinton!

I miss men in my life that aren't worth missing, and I blame that on Bill Clinton, with his stupid "hope" message and his stupid "positive" thinking.

[Ellen Forradalom]

3. All the other men in the world seem lackluster

because of Bill and the magic Clenis!

[Newkophile]

4. I have a bad case of the runs

I'm sure it can be traced to a bipartisan baked bean dinner I had at the White House six years ago.:hurts:

[HuskiesHowls]

5. That damn Clinton got me used to getting raises!!!

I only got about 2 raises a year while he was in office....Since Bush has been there, I haven't gotten a SINGLE ONE!!!!

[asthmaticeog]

6. That SOB Clinton

gave me cirrhosis, psoriasis, impetigo, lupus, gout, rickets, shingles and an awful case of trench foot. Damn that Oval Office blow job!

[name not needed]

7. It's his fault I broke up with my girlfriend!

Fuck, I don't even know why we broke up, but it's his fault!

[slor]

8. When I was 5...

at a family reunion in Maysville,KY, I tripped over a tree root and dropped and spilled my Orange Crush soda. Even to this day I remember that incident on hot summer days. And I am certain Bill Clinton caused it!

[THUNDER HANDS]

10. .

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[madinmaryland]

11. He lied about me not inhaling!

[Renew Deal]

12. The riot last night was Clintons fault because the NBA got bigger

under Clinton.

[UrbScotty]

16. I was just going to mention the fight. (nt)

[captain disgruntled]

13. Traffic in my area sucks

because under Bill Clinton's artificially inflated economy all my neighbours could afford cars.

BASTARD!!

[Aristus]

14. I was three minutes late for work the other day,

because an unexpected frost covered my car and I had to take the time to defrost it. Damn you, Bill Clinton!; I know that was all your fault! Damn you, I say!

[Fear Itself]

15. My medium sized penis.

I just know he got part of what I should have gotten!

[catzies]

17. Thanks a lot Clinton. I was a lot better off during your 8 years

so now when Bush causes the next Depression, I will have a lot to lose.

[St. Jarvitude]

18. I can't find any clean underwear!!!

Clinton took it all and sewed it together to make a set of kneepads for Monica!!

[progmom]

19. I have this itch.

...oh - I know what you were thinking! :evilgrin:


I have an itch for a real leader. Now that I know what could be, what we have now is even more insulting.

[Sabriel]

20. My son won't give up diapers

I'm pretty sure it's because of NAFTA.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

21. I'm out of whole milk, it's those Clintons and them dang Democrats

Freakin' Democrats!

[Bunny]

22. I have yet to win the Pennsylvania lottery.

Damn you, Bill Clinton!! Damn you!