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Sat Nov-20-04 10:55 AM
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I'm gonna flirt with everybody in here! |
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Trust me - it's harmless so long as I don't cough on you or make any actual physical contact. :P
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Sat Nov-20-04 10:58 AM
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1. I need flirting right now. |
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Someone to remind me that even though I feel like I'm 90 on the inside, at least I still have it going on the outside.
Anyone else who wants to flirt me me, feel free. :D (Not that you'll get anything except my gratitude though. :P)
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short bus president
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:01 AM
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4. Tough talk from someone |
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with such a sexy rosebud for her avatar. ;-)
So, er... you come here often? Would you like to? :D
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:03 AM
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5. Does my rosebug give you feelings along the lines of say.... |
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a Georgia O'Keefe painting? :P
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:05 AM
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Yer in the right neighborhood, though. :evilgrin:
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:19 AM
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24. You are a bad boy, shortbus! |
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Edited on Sat Nov-20-04 11:22 AM by SarahBelle
:spank:
I like that. :P
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short bus president
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:23 AM
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27. you keep that paddle handy |
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and we'll get along just fine, I'm sure. ;-)
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:26 AM
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It is you that should keep the paddle handle. :evilgrin:
Well, perhaps not you. Perhaps someone else I want to play a few games with, but I will tease you still, Shortbus. You liked to be teased, don't you? Oh yes, I think you do. :D
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short bus president
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:33 AM
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I play nice with others! Bring yer friend, we'll have a small and intimate DU gathering! Hell, we have a regular four-way here most nights between GOPisEvil and me and a couple of the Lounge's more respectable morally questionable ladies. Sometimes even a five-way when David brings the Mexican donkey. :P
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:36 AM
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36. Leave the donkey home |
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:43 AM
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40. You'll have to talk to David about ditching the ass. |
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That boy's more in touch with his ass than anyone else I know. He always grumbles and pouts when he has to leave it behind.
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:40 AM
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38. Short Slut and Sarahbelle sitting in a tree... No wait |
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Excuse me! Isn't that an indoor swing? :P
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:42 AM
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that's a special leash for walking multiple dogs at once. I just hang it from the big sturdy eye bolt in the ceiling for convenience. Honest.
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Sat Nov-20-04 10:59 AM
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2. Not if we flirt with you first. |
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:04 AM
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6. That's not gonna stop me. |
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You flirt, I flirt, we all flirt! It's a veritable flirtfest here in the Lounge this fine Saturday AM. The challenge, I think, is to not just let this devolve into a pick-up-lines competition. 'Cause I suck at those. I also suck at toes. I'm just sayin'. ;-)
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:05 AM
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nope, you just lost me on that one. not a big fan. At. all.
But keep going, just a different direction.
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:06 AM
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Realllly didn't mean that how it came out! Whooops!
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short bus president
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:13 AM
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16. Well, see - there ya go |
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shit is somewhat of a turn-off for me sex-wise. I'm not German, ya know? :P
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:14 AM
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How about the ocassional :spank:?
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short bus president
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:17 AM
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21. do you own, or have access to, |
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:18 AM
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No... but if I had one, you'd be the first to experience it.
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short bus president
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:22 AM
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26. confession - I don't have one, either. |
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But I DID tie up a monkey with some soft cotton rope last night... :P
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:23 AM
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You can tie me up and i'll play with the monkey.
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short bus president
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:36 AM
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And here's the most horribly inappropriate Lounge-joke EVAH: You DO know that playing with monkeys is how the HIV made the species leap, don'tcha? :P
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:00 AM
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Why am I worried ... :shrug:
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:06 AM
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10. No doubt that's because |
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you know full well that a little apprehension can heighten the sensation. ;-)
Either that, or you've been talking to Matcom and DS1 about the rash thing...
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:09 AM
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Do you have crabs or something ? :)
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:12 AM
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15. you must've missed last night's Lounge symposium |
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on the virtues of "lump crabmeat." ;-)
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:11 AM
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14. Uh, yeah ... about that rash ... |
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:14 AM
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He told me they were "love bumps." :P
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:16 AM
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19. You naive, silly lovestruck man ... |
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don't you know that Matcom tells everyone that ?? :evilgrin:
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:19 AM
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between you and me, it was the beer. And the fact that GOPisEvil had decided to play hard-to-get. ;-)
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:09 AM
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11. First you gotta pass the test: |
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:11 AM
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13. I am so glad your name isn't JammyJizz! |
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:wow: :evilgrin:
Hope you don't mind if I flirt. O8)
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:16 AM
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This thread is about flirting with ME! JammyJizz ain't yer type, anyway. That picture of Joe in the avatar is SO misleading. So tell me, Hypno... had any good fsck lately? ;-)
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:30 AM
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Nope, no good fsck lately? Not for years...
Still, there's always the future. :D
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:37 AM
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Last time I had a thoroughgoing fsck, it trashed my Home and left me with nothing. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=240x73 ;-)
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:20 AM
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25. Short Slut President is right, I'm not your type! |
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The cutie in the avatar is dead. I was the photographer, not the photographee!
Did you take the test? Did you pass? Just asking. :P
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:33 AM
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33. Yipes! Still, good photograph... As for the test? I'm game: |
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Easy round: 9 out of 14 right.
Difficult round: 9 out of 14 correct.
Average: 9 out of 14. Doin' okay but need to spend some more time at Fantasy Gifts and Petco. :D
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:45 AM
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I did better on the difficult round than on the easy one. 12 outta 14, baby! Most people can trust me to play with their dogs. Precious few trust me to play with themselves. ;-)
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:25 AM
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29. I'm going to be jealous of everybody in here... |
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:28 AM
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31. You had your shot - just 'cause Janesez ran you over |
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doesn't mean you get another turn! :P
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Sat Nov-20-04 11:48 AM
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42. Why on Earth would you be jealous? |
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You KNOW that after the Superbowl, I'll only have eyes for you. ;-)
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Sat Nov-20-04 03:08 PM
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43. Well...so...um...er... |
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Sat Nov-20-04 03:10 PM
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44. 'slow children at play' |
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